Inspired by 'Donkey,Please' by I'msorryforwritingthisfanfic

Chapter 1

It was a normel day in Dora's house. Her mohter had just gotten her som new shirts and she was busily cuttin them to show just that tad bit of scandolous tummy.

All of a sudden! Dego walks in! "Oh, dego! I didn't know u were coming over today!" Says Dora, blushing as Diego had walked in while she was changing shirts. "Don't worey aboot it, dorea, ever1 know I'm gay lol" says Diego, averting his eyes nonetheless.

"Deiiigo whyu look away u gay remembre?" Says Dora, confused. "That's what I came to talk abut, dore…" says diego. Dora gasp! " what u mean!"

"I, um, I've loved u since we were babies!" Says Diego,. Every1 gasp! Backpack gasps! Map gasps! Boots sticks his headin from the widow's window and gasp! Dego backpack gasp! Dora gasp!"But..but.. what about swiper?" Dora exclaims! "Swiper don't have to know ;)))" winks diegHO. "But swipee is my suga daddo ya know gay man?" "Oh gasps" gasped deego. "Same here" deigo says with gay voice.

"Let us summon him from the pits of hell where he is rotting for his GAY sinfulness" says Dora, beginning the chant. "Dora u okay in the dere?" Asks Dora's mom from behind the dor. "Ya mUUUUUUUUUUUUm Go AWAY." Says Dora, sighing loudly. Dora mom CRi behind door before going to eat away her troubles.

"Wow your mums a gay" deego says with gayer voice than a gay person. "Ya that's why me dad left him" says Dora sobbing in her pie slice that came outta nowhere. "Him?" dego says. " Ya dont be transphoasobic" "sorry offence nope" deego apolisgies sincserely.

"I know how to takk ur mind off of ur perpetual crippling deppression ;))))))" winks deego. "Oh ya? ;)))))))" winks back dorea.

Pie slice gasp!

Everyone gasps! "Swipeer is in town!" Boots warn, sticking his head out of his anushole, where it was all along. "Thta gay" dora say. "Shut it" boots says in a weird husky man voice. "Make me boobs;)))))" dora tease nicely. "Ohh ohooh ya" diego moans in a non sinful way.

"You miss yo daddy?" Swipe says, coming outta nowheere, swiping pie slice and kissing it with delight and seexuel frustration. "Um ya! Oh course!1!1!" Dora says, still staring at deego and boobs with nonsinful lust. "Nice boobs, boobs . oh yeah swiper no swiper my cake."

Dean winchester appears. "WHAT!? Cake no pie !:"cris sadly. "Shhh dean I'll get u sum pie if u kno what I mean ;))))" Castiel says, vanishing with Dean in hand. "Ooh yah i want angel" deego says suddenly. Swiper jealous with jealousy. "I thought I was Angel for u dego!" Swiper cries angrally. "Of course u is!1!" Says deego reassuringly. Droa immediately cries in her smushed pie slice once more. "I thought u luv me…!" She says in between bites of pie,not cake she learn.

Swiper reacte angrally. " whATTT!1!1" Deego takes a dep breath, deeper than doras depression amarite ayyyy;). Before he can speak, he hears doras neighbors doing the nastay. Boots moan unsinfully in the corner and puts on his man boots. "Bye" dora say "I join them now it tradition" wink ;) dora. Deego and swipe watch as she catapults into their house from her window becau she tooo poor to affoord door. "Well, now the she gone …. ;))))" winks swipe at Deego, already stripping off his lace gloves and mask which hid his depression amarite ayyyyyyy. "No, keep gloves on make me yuppo" Dego explaino. "Okay ;)))" says swipe, pulling out a new pair of green shimmery lace gloves from his anus. "What else u keep in dere?" Ask deiog, sinfully and seductively.

"You know my makeup supplies, a deer, a baguatte hon hon in case i hungry and not last but just least my depression amarite ayyyyyy" explain swiperr. "You know what I kep? ;)))" says dego, pulling out a 1 foot long tube of backpack lube. Evry1 gasp! " u not supposed to show that to any1! U promised!1!" Dego backpack says, crying into Dora's slice of pie, not cake. "But we need to use it" swipe say inncoently.

Boots gasp! "I wear woman boots!" He confesses in the heat of the moment. Every1 gasp!1! Sam winchester shriek in distans! "Boobs, u know that GAY and sinful!" Swipe says. "Me likey ;))))" says dego. Swipe react jealously. "DEIOG!" He says angrally. "Um I mean that bad, boobs!" Deego hurreidly say. Boobs goes and cries in Dora's slice of pie, not cake with Deego backpack.

Suddenly, Dora reappear on windowsill with her nekkid neighbours, a weird eyebrow and bear and mustash girl and an old man. "D..Dora!" Shriek dego, aroused. "I brought u a present ;)))))))" wink Dora. " what I am do here" says old man. "SHUT IT" Zainab Butool handcuff and shrieks in boots weird husky man voice.

"I dont like old man" Zaineb Bootul lie. "Oh ya? Then why u do the nastay with him ever1 day!?" Says Dora, superiorly. EVER1 GASP! "Drag her, queeeen" , boobs say fromslice of pie. Zaineb Bootul cri at being so badly burn in front of evr1 and jumps off the windowsill, committing suicide, forgetting about the old man attach to the other end of the handcuffs.

"Oh no, now I nevr get his money!" She cri seconds before her death. "What!" Shriek old man, ripping off his old man face to reveal he was in fact a goat all along. EVERY1 GASP! Old goat man and zaineb bootul die, squish against sidewalk like Dora's pie slice against swipes sweet lips.

Dora begins to cri, mourning her lost nastay buddies. "I thout he was priest" dora exclami. Zainab Butool always pick priest she thought. WEll turn to face dego and swipe only to find dego moaning loudly. "What the fuDGE DEGO, SOMEONE and goat man JUST DIE!" Swipe exclaims!

"Speaking about fudge, this lube aint gonna use itself amarite?" dora sees. "dOomedoora" boots cri holding out pie peice seductively.

"No you have woomane boots, i wanting some jiggles" say swipe. Deego cri in horror. Boots gasps as his boobs do the jigglewomp. "I get it" exclaims PRISHYA SANGEETI! "Ha u WISH" says swipe, superiorle jacking his ding dong. Prishya Sangeeti cri and join bootul and old man on sidewalk. Prishya Sangeeti look at hairy girl. "Naww man, I was gonna hit that with all my glori. At least they ded, how i like it." Prishya Sangeeti shreik and say bam bam bam, rubbing lube on herself and going on the ded priest goat. She fall asleep in glory and dream about how life would be like without her crippling crispy soulsucking depression amarite yayyyyy,

Swipe is sinfully aroused by the sight and deego cries! "My lube! It spesial edishun just like my depression amarite ayyyy". All of a sudden they notice map, sneakily recording them. "What the hellLL! Shreik Dora, pulling down her too short shirt frantically. "I NEED IT FOR MY REALITY TV SHOW!1!1" CRY map, cradling the camera to his chest. "GET THIS THEN!" Shrik swipe, shoving his bare buttocks into the cameras lens. Every1 gasp!

"I thought I was the only 1 to see ur bare buttocks…" cri Diego sadly into Dora's piece of pie, NOT CAKE!1 " I'll show u MY bare buttocks ;))))" wink Dora. "b..bUT THATS INCEST!1!1!1" shreik swipe delighted at finding something against doreaa.

"Its not incence if u like it" wink dorra like this ;) "Too l8 I already call da cops! Ha ha! Now u and Digo can nevr b together!1" says swipe evilly. "Nooooooooooooooooo" cry Dora and in a last desperate attempt to b with her tru luv, takes Diego right then and there! Every1 gasp!

2 BEE Cont-IN-You...