Mutant, Hamster, Meerkat, Siberian-Chipmunk, ATTACK!!
PETS!!
I do not own Twilight or any of the characters in Twilight.
Warning: My story may contain Out Of Character-ness.
BEWARE!!
Edward's Point Of View
I was watching Blues Clues In the living room, when Jasper came up to me, and screamed, "EDWARD!!"
I stood up.
"I have some presents for you!" He said.
"What is it?" I asked, greatly annoyed.
"PETS!!" He screamed while shoving a basket with a baby Meerkat, Siberian-Chipmunk, Hamster, and a strange looking purple thing.
"What's this purple thing?" I asked.
"A mix." He said.
"What's it mixed with?"
"Siberian-chipmunk, meerkat, and Hamster."
"How?" I asked.
"The poor thing was a science experiment. He was originally a chinchilla." Jasper said all depressing like.
"Uh-huh." I said, "Why are you giving them to me?"
"Reasons that the mind cannot comprehend."
"Uh-huh. Who gave them to you?"
"An invisible person!" Jasper said.
"What invisible person?" I asked.
"Katoto!"
"Who's Katoto?"
"An invisible person!" Jasper said.
"What invisible person?!" I asked.
"Katata!"
"Wait! I thought it was Katoto!"
"It is Katoto."
"You just said it was Katata."
"It's BOTH!!" Jasper said.
"Are they your imaginary friends?" I said.
"No! They're invisible persons!" Jasper said.
"You're a retard!" I said.
"You're a psycho-path!" Jasper said.
"You're an emotional person!" I said.
"You're a dark person!" Jasper said.
"You're a normal person!" I said.
"Le gasp! You take that back, you lava lamp!"
"Grunt. Sigh. Gasp. That's cold, home bro."
"Oh. Sorry. Truce?"
"Sure."
"Wanna go break Emmet's G.I. Joe dolls?"
"Sure."
Before we could take a step, a sobbing Mexican comes through the door and says, "Screw you, Berto!"
"What?" Jasper asked.
"Who's Berto?" I asked.
Then, as he ignored us he said, "Sometimes I want to control things so badly!" Then he went into the closet and sobbed.
"Control what?" Jasper asked.
"Who's Berto?!" I asked.
"We may never know."
"That reminds me, what are these animals' names?" I asked Jasper.
"The Meerkat's name is, Artemis. The Hamster's name is, Thalia. The Siberian-chipmunk's name is, Hecate. And the Mutant's name is, Luna. They're all girls." Jasper said.
"Uh-huh." I said.
Then another Mexican came through the door – an un-sobbing one this time – and said, "We can work things out!"
"Should we deal with them?" Jasper asked.
"We'll let someone else do it." I said.
Emmet's Point Of View
"Edward!" I yelled as I stomped to his room. He would know who did it. I thought, He would know who killed all my G.I. Joe action figures! I opened his door, but he wasn't there. Instead, I saw a basket sitting on his couch.
I walked over, and when I saw what was sleeping in it, all the rage I had was replaced with glee. It's impossible to stay mad when looking at them. They're too cute of baby animals!
Then I got to thinking, What would happen if I poked that purple looking thing? I decided to try. They wouldn't mind, they're just baby animals. What could they do?
I poked the purple looking thing, and it woke up. It was cute waking up, it was cute as it growled at me, it was cute as it went into pounce position, it was cute until it did pounce. It pounced onto my face, trying to tear it off by biting and scratching it.
"Hey man. This ain't cool, man! Hey man, get off me!" I yelled.
When I yelled, it woke the others up, and of coarse, they started attacking me too. I didn't know what to do. They don't look so cute anymore.
I tried pulling them off, but they just jumped on again. So, I pulled them off one by one, bit 'em, and threw them so hard against the wall, it went threw it.
When I was done, I realized that it was a bad idea and that Edward would probably torture me for a century. I'll hide by hunting!
On the bright side, I got revenge for my action figures!
The cow goes MOO!
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Hippi