I stirred in my sleep as my mind slowly began to pull me out of my unconscious state.

Why the hell is the alarm not ringing? Did I oversleep? The thought made my eyes flutter open, wanting to check the time.

I expected to see the white ceiling of my bedroom, instead I was greeted by the rich color of burgundy.

What the hell? I rose from the bed of pure white sheets and looked around.

I don't know what exactly happened when I was asleep but wherever the hell I am, I'm not really gonna complain.

Despite the room being a bit small, it looked pretty damn fancy! Did we do something that last night that I forgot about? Did Haruh-

That thought immediately halted to a stop. I don't remember doing anything with the others, I just went home and got to bed.

I put my palm on my forehead then shook my head. Of course this has to be Haruhi's doing...

Then I heard the door slowly creek open, my mind became more alert and immediately turned my head towards the sudden disturbance. What I saw gave me a bit of hope.

"Koizumi..."

Yes, Koizumi's here! He was wearing clothes that resemble that of a butler, did Haruhi make him cosplay or something? I don't care, at least I'm alone in this place.

I shot out of the bed and went over to him, I grabbed his shoulders and held them tight.

"Koizumi! What the hell is going on?"

Then I felt a sting on my right hand. I let him go and held my hand, after a moment I realized what happened.

He smacked my hand off...

I glared at him and saw him sweeping off his shoulders as if there was dirt on those spots.

"Mr. Smith, please know your manners and do not shout at your fellow co-workers..."

Huh...?

"Koizumi..." I trailed off. This doesn't make any damn sense! "Don't screw with me! What the hell is going on here?!"

"Koizumi? Who are you talking about?" Is he testing me or something?

"I'm talking about you, Koizumi Itsuki..."

There was pause then he approached me and looked me in the eye.

"I understand now. Your PTSD is acting up." What? I don't have any sort of trauma!

"Whoever this Koizumi is, I assure you, I am not him..." He bowed low, his right hand placed over his chest.

"I am Ivan Carter, head butler of the Seraph Manor..."

Hello, I'm sorry if I didn't get Kyon's attitude right or something like that...Thank you for reading!