"Hey." Space Ghost giggled as he leaned over Dry Bowser, with 'It's The Nutshack' playing over and over again in the background, the two characters in Bedrock.

"What?" Dry Bowser sighed as he was not amused, with the cast of Family Guy being there as part of a cutaway gag for their funny moments.

"It's for horses!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he pulled out a silver gun and pointed at a bunch of cows munching on grass, showing that they were high quality.

Captain Falcon munched loudly on some crunchy salty and pepper covered potato chips as he was watching a random variety show with some of his fellow Smashers, with it being a slow night at the apartment present in the Melee fighting stage of Earthbound's Fourside, particularly the one used as a platform for the stage. As to why they weren't, y'know IN THE BATHROOM... of their mansion?

Because the Smash Mansion got wrecked from Princess Peach pooping her pants, who wasn't there as the city of Fourside towards the north was suffering from her flatulent ambience. Lord knows that the Smashers didn't have to suffer anymore from Princess Peach Toadstool farting.

"Because it's peachy!" Peach proclaimed as she gleefully fanned the air from her deadly farts, which were so stinky they caused a city shudown as the military was called in to take down her gassy butt.

...But we're not here for fetish fuel. We're here to see what the rest of the Smashers are up to.

"There, I think we got the toilet humor out of the way," Ike pointed out while stuffing his face with hot fried chicken from KFC.

"Hold on..." Ness stated as he leaned forward and ripped out a huge bassy fart, giggling as he patted his stomach with a confident smile. "Now we did."

The other Smashers, all of them male except for Jigglypuff, condemned Ness for passing gas, as they were enjoying their night of watching hilariously bad shows.

"If you want to be like one of the girls, the door is that way," Lucario growled as he pointed to the door at the eastern end of the apartment room.

"Yeah, say it, don't fart it," Jigglypuff added as she puffed herself up after double slapping Ness.

"Anyway, looks like we're almost out of food." Falco Lombardi stated as he pulled out a phone. "Anyone want pizza?"

"Sure, but I could go for some Doritos with my Mountain Dew," Shulk said as he was really feeling it, being nearly naked and all bare his shorts.

"...perhaps it should all come down to a vote...?" R.O.B. stated as he moved his robotic arms up and down.

Silver The Hedgehog had his arms wrapped around the back of his many quills covering head, shrugging. "I'm down for anything, honestly."

"...I'm just gonna go shock up some popcorn," Pikachu stated as he began charging up hi red cheeks with electricity, the yellow mouse Pokemon wondering with batch of popcorn to use specifically.

With the others sharing their ideas on what they want to eat, with Ike asking for more KFC, Falco nodded as he began to dial, with the TV program showing Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, which got half the room excited and the other half annoyed. Ness was the most happy of it all, as he got the lucky experience of Princess Daisy farting on his face as she pulled him through the television screen somehow. Even better, she pooped her pants while on him. Lucky PSI boy.