Naruto Uzumaki was happily eating ramen at his favouite ramen stand, Ichiraku Ramen. After all, a massive invasion normally left someone hungry. Right...
Ayame watched wth glee, at the number of ramen bowls piling upp. Oh she could almost see the money pile up as she watched naruto devour bowl after bowl. After all. It was Naruto who single-handedly kept the bussiness running.
Concidencely, team 9 was also going to have ramen. Ever since Naruto had told Lee that the reason for his strenght was ramen, Lee had grown an uncanny adiction for it. And thus poor Neji and Tenten were also dragged into this mess. "Yosh," Lee screamed. "my ethernal rival, Naruto. Today I will beat you in the ramen eating contest."And saying this Lee also started eating Ramen at an incredible pace. Meanwhile Ayame fainted with glee, muttering about unholy ramen gods. "There they go again," Tenten sighed. Ever since Naruto had beaten Neji, Lee had an unhealthly obcession with Naruto. Meanwhile Naruto didnt even notice Team 9 presence untill he finished eating.
"Oh, hey guys", Naruto said looking at one irate Tenten, one impassive Neji and another green-looking Lee. Well more green-looking then usual... "I dont feel so good," Lee said, running to the bathroom. With that, only Neji and Tenten were left.
Suddenly naruto grinned wickedly. "Oh! This will be fun," he thought. Naruto just casually said to Neji, "Hey have you started dating Tenten yet. If not can I.?" Neji amd Tenten faces both became beet-red. After 1 minute of dramatic silence, Neji twitched nad Naruto felt a massive amount of killing intent coming towards him.
Neji only saw red. his hands reached for the nearest weapons. A pair of chopsticks... Slowly he sunk into the classic juuken, 8 trigrams 64 strikes position. Naruto gulped and slowly steped back. He barely had time to yell out "Hey, Ne-e-ji, Wa-wait a second" before... Neji activated his baykugan and rushed towards Naruto with the chopsticks yelling "8 TRIGRAMS, 64 CHOPSTICKS." 2 chops, he yelled closing narutos Tenketsus. He moved on to 4 then 8 then 16 goimg all the way to 64.
Meanwhile Tenten had snapped out of her funk and looked at naruto slaying, I mean hurting Naruto with chopsticks. Neji finished to see, Tenten grinning manically and muttering about, "more precise strikes...more damage...closes all the Tenketsu...hits the center..." And then saying a bit more loudly "I wonder if that can be done with kunais". Naruto lying on the floor, immobile twitched hearing that. Tenten taking a confused Neji hand, took him to practice it with...much more pointer thingies... When asked abput the bill by Ayame, Tenten said Naruto would pay it. Naruto could only twitch...again.
6 months laters.
Neji had, with his new style, the pointy juuken style, had become a most feared Hyuga. Even Hiashi feared him. After all, a style even more painful than the juuken and being able to completely SEVER the Tenketsus was not one to be taken lightly. Plus it hurt like hell to be poked by pointy kunais. Ok so this story was made as a one-shot to post my idea. I may or may not post one more chapter as a sequel.