"Harry?"

"Mmm?"

"Harry, stop that for a second."

"Mmm!"

"Damnit, Harry, quit that!"

"Christ, what, Draco?"

"Two things. First, it's my turn tonight, and if you keep doing that I won't be able to fuck your pretty little arse. Second, you're still thinking about it."

"About it?"

"Yeah."

"....About what?"

"Don't play dumb."

"I'm not!"

"Then you really just are dumb?"

"Yes! I mean, no! I mean...what are you talking about already?"

"The Lovegood girl."

"Luna? Why would I be thinking about her?"

"I saw that blush! And you're thinking about that kiss!"

"I am not!"

"Don't be ridiculous, you know you are!"

"Well I certainly am now, you prat!"

"You want to fuck her, don't you?"

"What?!"

"It's okay. I don't blame you. She's really quite cute, you know."

"..."

"She's got those big wide eyes. Bet her mouth goes as wide, too."

"Draco, are you oka--oh, mmm..."

"I'm quite alright, thank you. Now, back to Lovegood. She's got a nice body, too. Slender but not too skinny, nice breasts..."

"Ahhnnn...oh, do that again.."

"Maybe I should let you fuck her, hmm? I bet she'd be into all sorts of kinky things."

"JUST like that..."

"Hell, maybe she'd even be up for a threesome. How would you like that?"

"...ohh yes, Draco..."

"Maybe we'd make a Potter sandwich. Sound like...fun?"

"Don't stop!"

"Push forward into her, push backwards onto me...Oh, you like that idea, I can tell!"

"...almost..."

"...But...I don't think I'd let that...happen"

"Draco, Draco, Draco...!"

"...Because...you're...mine."

"Draco, I'm going to-- ahh!"

"Only..mine...ohhh god..!"

"..."

"..."

"Were you saying something?"

"..."

"Well?"

"...Of course I was saying something! Weren't you listening?!"

"Well, your cock up my arse is just a little distracting, don't you know!"

"Prat."

"...So, what did you say?"

"...Nothing."