A/N: okay, I am a bit addicted to hetalia. but i wanted to try one of these! ^^

i shall never own hetalia and ouran. What gave you guy's that idea?

Enjoy~

Edit date: 12/10/2011 5:24 PM.

"How did this idiot manage to convince us?" The british man grumbled to a french man who, sadly for the british man, wanted to rape him.

"On hon hon~ I hope you'll be going to my school~" he purred. The british man bristled angrily but also had a tinge of pink on his cheeks, curtsy of the french man, who we all can agree is a pervert.

"Okay, Here are the 'random' drawings!" America announced, breaking up the bickering nations. Everybody rushed to the board to see who they were against.

England against France, America against What's-his-face, Japan against China, and so on.

As everybody fought to see the board, three voices came over the rest. "LET THE ROCK PAPER SCISSOR GAMES BEGIN!" America, Denmark, and Korea exclaimed in unison.

"I shall not lose to you Onii-san," Japan muttered in his ever so quite voice, eyes lit with an almost invisible fire.

"Neither shall I aru," China said back, smirking. They got into their positions.

"Rock... Paper... Scissors... Shoot!" They both said at the same time as they chose. China held up a rock and Japan held up paper. China was dismayed to see that his younger brother was beating him in a game.

"A-ARU? Let's try again!" China laughed angrily. Japan nodded his head in agreement, not really paying attention or caring. He knew China like the back of his hand.

"Rock... Paper... Scissors... Shoot!" They said once again. China chose paper and Japan chose scissors. "A-ARU? I AM A FAILIER OF A BIG BROTHER!" China wailed. Everybody in earshot wondered how losing a game could make him a 'failier of a big brother' as China put it.

"yes you are," Japan agreed and nodded his head once. China snapped his head up. "you were supposed to say I'm not!" China yelled at the seemingly emotionless country.

"But I would be lying if i said that," Japan smirked at the sore loser of a nation.

"We meet again old friend, non?" France winked at the blushing nation who wanted to bash his head in.

"Just get on with it..." The tea drinker muttered, not wanting to fight and instead get over with this.

"Fine~. Rock... Papier... ciseaux... Shoot!" France smiled and said the words in french and chose paper while England chose... paper.

"Retry. Rock... Paper... scissors... Shoot!" England said this time. Once again, they both got the same. Again and again, France and England got the same thing. After a while, a group of finished nations surrounded them, surprised that they both could get the same thing again and again.

"This is the last round! make it count! Rock... Paper... Scissors... Shoot!" Switzerland reffed and shot his gun at the ceiling. France chose paper, and England chose...

"Since I am the winner, I get to choose which school?" Japan asked curiously to the depressed superpower.

America nodded his head sadly. Japan looked around the room and noticed that England was crying in the corner (because he lost to france), France was sadly flirting with Turkey (because he lost to Germany), Germany was busy talking with Veneziano (because he lost to America), and America depressed in front of himself (because he lost to Japan).

'So many chooses... Hiroshima? Osaka? Hokkaido? Or...' Japan pondered before making his decision. "America-san... I have chosen the school," Japan smiled cutely.

"what is it?" America looked away with a light blush.

Japan whispered the name into the blushing nation's ear and proceeded to tell him of the school's history and information.

"Okay!" Amerca yelled grabbing the attentions of every nation. "Japan has chosen a school!" He announced, the color back in his eyes.

"People, these are our new classmates!" Soga announced to the excited teens.

He pointed at a blond with blue eyes and glasses. "This is-" "HEY EVERYBODY! MY NAME IS ALFRED F. JONES! NICE TO MEETCHA!" He smiled, dazzling some girls.

"Er, Al-kun, Please don't yell," a short boy with black hair and brown eyes tried to calm the energetic american.

"Aw Kiku! You're just as boring as Iggy! Loosen up like Yong Soo!" He laughed. Japan froze and whimpered. "P-please don't mention him..." Kiku shook, obviously trying to forget about the korean.

Soga coughed to get their attention before continuing. "this is Kiku Honda," and pointed at Japan.

"Konnichiwa. It is a pleasure to meet you," Kiku greeted and bowed. Some of the girls fainted from cuteness before Soga continued again.

"These two are Arthur Kirkland-" he pointed at England "-and this is Francis Bonnefoy." He then pointed at France who immediately pulled out a rose and gave it to the nearest girl.

Said french man suddenly felt something hard hit his head and proceeded to fall to the ground.

"Bloody hell francis, you gotta stop flirting with girls!" Arthur sighed angrily and put down his weapon [that was being eyed by some concerned teens] before he thought outloud to himself. "I wonder how everybody else is doing..."

France painfully smiled. "Don't worry angleterre~ they'll be fine." England pick up his weapon again and raised it over his head, a dark aura surrounding him.

"Iggy man! You don't have to murder him on the first day of school! at lease do it afterwards," Alfred sighed as he held the weapon with one hand and rolled his eyes.

"And what did I say about calling me that?" Arthur snapped at Alfred.

"I must not have heard you~" Alfred laughed as he turned around to talk to Kiku, Arthur's weapon still in his hand. Everybody looked at the unusual bunch of friends.

"Hikaru, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" someone asked from the back of the room. "of course, Kaoru," His twin answered back.

"Everbody, it is now lunch!" Soga announced before turning to go to the lunch room.

"Hey Kiku, Iggy, Francis!" Alfred called.

"And here I thought I'll finally be away from him..." Arthur mumbled before turning to the american.

"Let's all eat together!" Al continued, ignoring what England said.

"Look you wanker, I will not have lunch with you!" Arthur faced the taller man.

"Then you'll have to eat alone with Francis~" Alfred smiled.

"... Fine. FINE! you win you bugger!" Arthur yelled at Alfred.

"Let's go Al-kun," Kiku said trying to break the tension.

"Ready?" Hikaru asked Kaoru. "I'm alway's ready," he answered. They had set a trap for the new students- a thin transparent wire that if they pull will trigger the attack- egg launches from all side's that will then drop honey and glue covered feathers on them. "Here they are Kaoru," Hikaru whispered, excited. Alfred who was not paying attention, had triggered the trap. It begun.

"Al-kun. someone laid a trap. Be prepared." Kiku warned. Just like he said, the first eggs were shot. They all avoided them after centuries of training. Eggs where flying everywhere, but not one hit them. But you couldn't tell from the outside. Once all the eggs ran out, feather's dropped from the ceiling above. A crowd had appeared during the attack, wondering who were in it this time. Everyone gasped. Not even one person ever escaped without getting hit by an egg before, not even Honey or Mori.

"Wow, Iggy, I haven't done that in forever!" Alfred laughed.

"I must agree Al-kun. The last time I had to actually avoid something was during-" Kiku stared before he noticed the crowd.

"Francis? Normally you'll be the one covered in eggs! How did you avoid that?" Arthur asked.

"Well that was years ago Arthur. Who says I haven't practiced?" He chuckled lightly causing a few students to faint.

"Our plan failed Kaoru!" Hikaru whispered from a dark corner.

A/N: Kaoru, Hikaru, that was LAME! You can do better than that!

Hikaru & Kaoru: Review for more of our tricks!

Haruhi: Please no...

Kaoru: *creepy face*

Hikaru: *creepy chuckle*

Tamaki: Stay away from my daughter!

Kyoya: Tamaki's right boys. You guys are siblings, so no incest.

Honey: *cute face* We're family only in Tamaki's eyes, so we're not siblings.

Tamaki: Be quite pet bunny! è_é