Ryu-chan's Fairy Book

龍ちゃんのフェリブック

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Murakami Maki ©. The fanfiction belongs to me.

Warning: Yaoi, please don't read if you don't like this. Flamers are retards. Nothing to learn from them, so there! Take that, Reiji! Meow ha! XD

Plot Cockroach: I know I should be writing programs now but I needed a break na no da! And KumaKuma-chan's so bored! So we came up with a collection of ficlets and pretended to be Ryu-chan writing it fwees! We hope it's good!

Pairing: Changes as the stories change! 0_o

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Fairy Tale # 1: Yukiman Saves the Day

Pairing: Yuki x Shuichi, Tatsuha + K x Shuichi

It was a bright day and the skies were blue. The sun was shining and the birds were singing. Along the yellow brick road a boy called Shuichi skipped; everyone who liked him knew him as Shu-chan. Shu-chan's a really nice guy, he's really shiny na no da, and I want his autograph too! Noriko wouldn't let me have it though, so I never got it.

Anyway, Shu-chan was on his way to meet K-san, his grandma… I mean, grandpa, with a basket full of colorful chocolate eggs and he wore a happy bunny costume like Kumagorou! This was because his boss' wife… um, mother, Mika-san had asked him to deliver them to K-san, who was sick and trying to kill everyone with his magnum.

Mika-san didn't know what K-san liked, so she got Shu-chan to get him eggs and wrap them up prettily. Chocolate eggs are really good gifts if they're colorful na no da. I got chocolate eggs once too and I liked only the colorful ones. But as Shu-chan skipped along, he couldn't help but to think that his gift was a little boring. He began to have doubts that his grandpa would be really happy to see him without an interesting gift, and would kill him with the magnum instead.

However, Shu-chan also hated doing things halfway without finishing his job, so on he went to K-san's house in the Peppermint Pocky Woods. On his way in the woods, Shu-chan met a smart and good fox called Hiroshi. Since everyone called him Hiro, Shu-chan called him Hiro too.

"Hello, Shu-chan! Where are you going?"

"Oh, hi! Hiro!! I'm going to K-san's place and giving him these eggs!"

"Well, they sure look great," said Hiro. "Don't wander off the path, or bad things will happen to you."

"Okay, I'll try to remember that!" Shu-chan skipped off, waving. "Bye!"

About ten minutes later, Shu-chan met another fox, called Tachi. Tachi was a fox that was jealous of Shu-chan's shininess, but Shu-chan didn't know it.

"Hello, Shu-chan! Where are you going?"

"Oh, hello Aizawa-san! I'm going to K-san's place and giving him these eggs!" Shu-chan smiled politely as usual. Tachi had a gleam in his eyes but again Shu-chan failed to notice it.

"Well, if that's it, then K won't be very pleased," he said. Then, pointing to some flowers somewhere off the road, he added, "Why don't you pick some of those flowers for him? At least he won't kill you when you get there!"

"Hmm, you're right," Shu-chan agreed. "Thanks, Aizawa-san!"

As Shu-chan busied himself picking flowers, and forgetting what Hiro had told him about bad things happening, Tachi went to K-san's house in the woods and disguised his voice as Shu-chan's. He called to K-san.

"K-san! K-san! Open up! It's me, the lovely Shu-chan! I've brought you flowers and colorful eggs to visit you with!"

"Alright! Come on in!"

Tachi opened the door, but just as he peeked in, he was shot in the head by K-san's magnum. Tachi fell to the ground, but he wasn't dead yet. So K-san hid him in the closet with the rest of his blackmail victims and jumped back to bed, waiting for the lovely Shu-chan to visit him.

As expected, Shu-chan walked right in without knocking (as usual) and K-san grinned at him from beneath the covers. "Hello, Shu-chan! What brings you here?"

"Oh, Mika-san got me to get you eggs and flowers… um, actually I thought flowers added to it would be better, after what Aizawa-san said… and… K-san! What a big magnum you have!"

"All the easier to polish, my dear!"

"K-san! What a big smile you have!" Shu-chan got closer and closer.

"Better to charm you with, Shu-chan!"

"K-san! What thick covers you're using!"

"All the better to molest you with, Shu-chan!!" Tatsuha-kun appeared from nowhere, kicking the door open. "Ohh! You look so much like my honey Ryuichi today!"

K-san and Tatsuha-kun dragged Shu-chan to the big fluffy bed and began to molest him like a manager and a fan would. Shu-chan was so scared, because he had read the Remixes with K-san in it (how he made Yuuzi-san do something weird to Hiro), he screamed and blubbered and cried.

Outside, a woodcutting novelist, Yuki-san was walking by. When he heard Shu-chan screaming, he said, "Ch, big baka." This was because Yuki-san acts cold. Yuki-san ran behind a big Pocky tree and disappeared. Before long, the heroic, romantic, kind-hearted Yukiman who was very different from Yuki-san appeared. Like all superheroes, he wore a cape with a 'Y' printed on it, but Yukiman had more style so he didn't wear his undies outside, but rather, inside.

Yukiman then flew towards the house and burst in through the glass window. He kicked both K-san and Tatsuha-kun and scooped Shu-chan up, flying to somewhere safe again. K-san and Tatsuha-kun got up after their initial shock.

"Aniki never lets us have any fun."

Meanwhile Shu-chan was nuzzling against his savior. He was really happy that Yukiman had saved him, but what would Yuki-san say when he found out that Shu-chan liked Yukiman? So, sad as he was, Shu-chan told Yukiman about Yuki-san.

"Yukiman… I already have a boyfriend."

"I know."

"You do? Sugoi!!"

"Do you want to know more about me, Shuichi?" Yukiman asked suddenly. Shu-chan turned red.

"Um… I… Yuki… Yuki won't like this."

"Are you sure he won't?" Yukiman asked. "I only want to let you know a special secret between us." He took of his mask, and in a trice he became Yuki-san! Shu-chan was shocked.

"Yu… Yuki!"

"Hai, Yu-Yuki."

"Hidoii! Making fun of me!"

"Hn. Come here, baka," Yuki-san kissed Shuichi gently on his lips. Yukiman and Yuki-san had merged to become a nice and yet professional man. Together they were Yuki Eiri. When they broke apart, Shu-chan smiled. The sun was already setting.

"I love you, Yuki."

The End!

Notes: Fwees! How was that? Did I do as Ryu-chan would… or… Hmm… do I need improvement? He seems the bubbly sort na no da so I did it this way. ^__^ Anyway, hope this was fine! It's only the end of one chapter!