A/N: New story and new characters. Really fluffy stuff, nothing more.
Deidara's POV
"Okay... how do I make sure that Itachi leaves me alone for a while? I mean I do love him but I'm sick of his distrust! If I stay outta town for a day after my missions he'll flip and accuse me of cheating on him! Please help me! I need help Hidan!" I begged Hidan as we got sent out another muddled mission because Kakuzu and Sasori made a better pair in the present situation while Hidan and I get sent out to torture a bunch of random people. "I can help you get Kakuzu... and this time I won't even make you a drag queen! I need help!" I knew I was touching a nerve with the dragging I made him do last year to make Kakuzu notice him in a more sexual way... it didn't work.
"I don't wanna be fucking annoying but you give me no fucking choice. Does the fucking Uchiha know you fucking hate his distrust? I know you don't fucking like it when you have to tell people things but just fucking try." Hidan always got grumpy whenever I mentioned my relationship with Itachi but I rarely noticed the change anymore. Hidan always seemed pissed off around me, a little like Sasori-Danna is. I have known Hidan for ages; we'd been friends since Pre-K. Now we were sixteen and I still didn't understand the Jashinist's mind and I never would. "I fucking hate it when you go to me for fucking advice."
"Have you tried your own advice, un? It's better than my stuff." I told him, glomping him with glee. "I really love you sometimes, yeah. It's a good thing we're both gay... that would be awkward if you were straight, yeah." Hidan coughed; trying to hide his laughter... it didn't work. I really did love him, more than I loved Itachi. I just needed to tell Hidan or else it was a waste of time.
"You are just naturally fucking awkward! It's weird! But I'm fucking used to it. In Yuki..." Yuki was a small city but everyone knew everyone. Yuki was the city of snow in Hoshi, the country of night. Yuki had a cross meaning, happiness. It was weird but it was always a happy city. "Yuki is fucking small. You'd find him in two fucking seconds!"
I watched as he gave one final kick at his bag, which had broken while we were walking. "Well, yeah, but I'm afraid to tell him that I want a break. He's got the fricking sharingan! I'd be dead."
"If he fucking killed you, I'd fucking kill him in two fucking seconds." Hidan swore as I tripped over scraping my forearm on a tree branch. My skin wept the red tears as I got back up and before I could wipe the blood away I felt Hidan's tongue running over my forearm. His violet eyes stayed on my cerulean eyes, daring me to push him away. I bit my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning out his name. A shiver raked up and down my spine as he eyed my lips. I bit my lip harder, drawing blood from there too. "What the fuck?"
I realised a second too late I was crying. He released my arm and backed a few steps away. "I'm so-sorry." I hiccupped and buried my face in my hands. I hated to be seen when I was an emotional wreck. I bit my lip again and the blood started to pour down my chin. Hidan backed away more and I sat down on the ground quickly. I didn't notice as Hidan ran off, all I saw was stars as the light and word spun around me. I'd bled too much and I hadn't eaten in a while. Before I blacked out I saw Itachi walking towards me. "Help... me..." I whispered.