Disclaimer: No I dont own Harry Potter.

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Harry: *walking along, turnes around a sharp corner...*

Malfoy and Harry: *colide*

Harry: Watch where your going!

Malfoy: YOU watch where YOUR going! *holds one of harry's books out to him*

Harry: Tha...*Malfoy jerkes it back and opends to a random Page*

Random page: 101 Tips on Owning a ferret

Malfoy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???!

Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!!

Malfoy: IM GONNA KILL YOU, POTTER! *takes out wand*

Harry: *takes out wand*

Snape: Now WHAT do we have here? Looks as though Potter here is going to hurt a fellow student. 20 points from Griffendor. come Draco. *walkes off*

Ron: *walkes up* Whats going on, harry?

Harry: Malfoy.

Ron: oh. Lets go back to the common room.

Harry + Ron: *leave*

~~~~Back at the dormatory...~~~~

Ron: her Hermioney. Hows the homework going?

Hermioney: *Ignores ron and keeps working*

Harry: Ok... I am going to bed. Its late.

Ron: *dosnt listen and starts pestering Hermioney more* Yoohoo... Hello!! *waves hand in front ov her face*

Hermioney: *finally has enough and....*

SLAP!!!

Hermioney standing with her hand outstreached and ron with a red hand print on his cheek

ron: O_O

Hermioney: Now leave me alone. I picked up four new classes this year.

Ron: *in a high squeaky voice* Okay.

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Yvonne: Its my first Harry potter Fanfic. Do you like it?

Yami Yvonne: Its Lame.

Yvonne: YAMI??? YOUR NOT SUPOSED TO BE HERE!!! This is a HARRY POTTER fic!! Not a YU-GI-OH! FIC!!

Yami Yvonne: Fine. *leaves*

Yvonne: Well, Please reveiw.