Chapter 1
New Arrival
Hikki: Hey pplz! It is I once again!
Crowd: *Groans *
Hikki: This is my first YGO fanfic so pleez
review sparingly! I've read many YGO fanfic and I am sick of others torturing
all the cast! -_-#
YGO Cast:YAYAYAY!
Hikki: I wanna torture them myself! ^_^
YGO Cast: (O_o)
Hikki: Specially Marik.
Marik: Why me!
Hikki: Cause I'm the authoress and I say
so!
Marik: Foolish MORTAL! I shall banish you
to the Shadow Realm before you even have a chance to write your first chapter!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hey how'd I get in this glass box?
Hikki: *shrugs shoulders* I wrote you in
one while you laughed.
Joey: HAHA! Your stuck in a box and I'm
not!!!
Hikki: Oh we can fix that… *smiles evilly*
Joey is instantly inside the box with Marik.
Marik: Now what were you saying before?
*Evil grin on face*
Joey: 0_0! HELP!!!
Hikki: *Smiling Sweetly* Well while Joey
and Marik are getting reacquainted lemme show you how its gonna work.
Yami Bakura= Bakura
Aibou Bakura= Ryou
Yami Malik= Marik
Aibou Malik= Malik
Yami Yu-Gi= Yami
Aibou Yu-Gi= Yu-Gi
Tale (pronounced Tay or Tally whichever
u like better)
Mary Ellen=Mai (pronounced May NOT My)
Hikki: There got it? Good! ROLL DISCLAIMER!!!
Anonymous Person: Hikaru doesn't own YGO
and never will!
Hikki: *Stares daggers at AP*
AP: (O_O) I mean! She will oneday!!!
Hikki: *Still staring*
AP: (((("O_O")))) AND WILL ALSO RULE THE
WORLD!!!!
Hikki: *Smiles sweetly and points to AP's
shirt which is one fire*
AP: ((((((((O_O))))))))) HOLY F***IN'
SH—
Hikki: Tsk, tsk such a potty mouth.
YGO Cast: ((((((((((((O_O)))))))))))))
Hikki: Anyone else? *smiling evilly*
YGO Cast: "O_O" *Shake heads vigorously*
Hikki: *smiling sweetly* Good now on we go!!!
***
Bakura is lying in bed across from Ryou
who is snoring; ands it's pouring rain out side.
Bakura: *Yawns* What time is it? (He looks
at the clock that reads 11:52pm, gets up and walks over to Ryou's bed)
Ryou: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
Bakura: Ryou? Ryou? *takes deep breath*RYOU!!!!!!!!
Ryou: *very groggy* Huh? Oh Bakura its
you? What it is?
Bakura: I'm hungry make me some to eat!
Ryou: Jeez what time is it? IT'S NEARLY
MIDNIGHT! NO WAY! MAKE YOURSELF SOMETHING TO GAWD DAMN FREAKIN' EAT!!!!
With that Ryou turned over and went back
to sleep.
Bakura: 'Dammit! I knew I should never
have let take those attitude adjustment classes!'
Bakura makes his way into the kitchen grumbling
something about killing disobedient aibou's.
MEANWHILE…
In a parallel universe…
Mary Ellen a 15 yr. old girl wakes up on
a red sofa and yawns. Her lime green hair about chin length is all messed
up on her head, she snaps her fingers and it is instantly made to perfection,
and her baby blue PJ's turn into a blood red tank top and biege Capri's.
She stretches a bit, after being stuck on probation for 10,000 years waiting
for someone you learn a few things along the way. She walks up to the 6
foot bunk bed in front of her, as rain pelts down on the windows.
Mai: *whispering*Hey yo wake up.
The girl in the bed doesn't stir.
Mai: Tale? Yo wake up! TALE!!!
The girl still doesn't stir.
Mai: *takes very deep breath* T-A-L-E WAKE
UP!!!!
Tale: *very groggy* Talie is asleep right
now leave a message after the zzz's.
Mai: *puts hands on hips* If you don't
wake up I'll curse you.
Tale: (back to Mai) No you wouldn't.
Mai: Yes I would.
Tale: No you wouldn't.
Mai: Yes I would.
Tale: No you wouldn't.
Mai: Yes I would.
Tale: No you wouldn't!
Mai: No I wouldn't!
Tale: YES YOU WOULD!
Mai: Oh really? I would! That's great!
I'm glad you agree! (Begin's to chant curse)
Tale: (practically jumps out of bed) Fine
I'm up! happy!
Mai: Very.
Tale: So why'd you wake me up so early.
Mai: B/c it's that time of week again.
Tale: What! Oh crap I forgot!
Mai: That I realize, since last time you
didn't sleep at all the night of.
Tale: So what's gonna happen this time?
Mai: How the HELL am I supposed to know
they're YOUR FRICKEN' POWERS!!!
Tale: Oh ya.
Mai: *Slaps forhead* If I wasn't on probation
I'd turn into a frog.
Tale: But you are so there! *Sticks tougue
out* Besides your like my Yami you said so yourself so there.
Mai: What the hell Does THAT have to do
with anything?!
Tale: Its b/c some of the audience won't
understand the plot if I don't!!
Mai: 'How many cans of Vanilla Coke did
she have last night again?'
Tale: I heard that!
Mai: 'Shit'
Tale: POTTY-
Mai: Shut it will you! Just go get dressed
I want to know what's gonna happen this time.
Mai walks out of Tale's room to let her
dress.
Tale: *Mumbling* Why is she so pissed?
Just because we stopped time last week and pulled every adults pants down
in a five mile radius doesn't mean she has to PMS soo much!
Tale looks at herself in the mirror, it
was dark so she had grabbed a mixmatch of things from her closet. In the
end she came out wearing biege cargo pants and a stiped tank top.
Mai: 'Bout time.'
Mai looks at Tale's clothing pick.
Mai: What the Hell did you do dress yourself
in the dark?!
Tale: Why the hell are you so pissed.
Mai: Uhh lemme think. Last week when your
powers decided to do their stuff you brought an eight-foot spider from
that stupid HP book which broke your arm, and poisoned you! And in order
to get it out we had to result to cutting the wound to draw out the poisoned
blood!!!!
Tale: So?
Mai: SO!!! SO!!! SO YOU BETTER BE MORE
GAWD DAMN CAREFUL OR I'LL CURSE YOU TO OBLIVIAN!!!!!!!
Tale looked at the clock.
Tale: Two-min.
Mai stared at Tale who was looking straight
ahead with an expressionless face. Her little aibou looked exactly like
her except for the fact she was six inches shorter and had more of childish
face, but that was probably b/c she was also two years younger. Mai had
found Tale sitting alone in an alley when she was three. The moment she
saw Tale she knew she was the one she had been waiting for. As time went
on, Mai learned that the girl had a very strange ability about once a year
something weird happened, as Tale got older it happened twice a year, then
once a month now every week something weird happened. Mai feared the day
when something would happen every single day.
Mai: *Sighs* '20seconds'
A bolt of lightning, a clap of thunder.
Tale: Ten.
Mai: 'That storms almost on top of us.
BAKURA 'S HOUSE
Bakura: Stupid storm, that lightning is
getting really annoying.
A crash.
TALE's HOUSE
Tale: Three!
A great flash.
BAKURA'S HOUSE
Bakura: 'I swear if it fashes ONE—'
A Huge crash erupted from the sky. Bakura
felt as if his soul and body had been thrown into a blender. Their was
a loud screaming in his ear, and he couldn't take much more of it. He screamed,
and just when he thought his head would pop [which I find would be really
funny] everything was quiet.
He opened his eyes, and looked around.
He was no longer in his house but in a dark house. He looked beside him
a girl who was 6 inches shorter than him with lime green hair stood beside
him.
The Girl: Well nothing happen. See you
were all worried for nothing!
The girl looks up to see Bakura staring
back down at her.
The Girl: Crap…
***
Hikki: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FEEL MY
WAITH!!!!
Bakura: But I thought you wanted to torture
Marik!
Hikki: Whoops!! Oh well too late now! ^_^
YGO Group: -__-'
Hikki: You gotta PROBLEM!!! *Raises hand
with fireball in it*
YGO Group: *Shakes heads*
Hikki: Good! Well me first chap isn't as
good as I hoped but it will defiantly get better!!! So you better stay
tuned!!! Cause things get very interesting when you get sucked through
dimensions. *smiles evilly at Bakura*
Bakura: (((((((O_O))))))) GULP!!!!