HOW TO GET JESSE PISSED OFF
No one seems to write about Jesse! Well I'm about to change that.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME.
1. Remind Jesse of how much Sarah cares for Ethan and Benny. Put Emphisis on Ethan and wiggle your eyebrows sugestivly.
2. Put on fake Vampire fangs and tell him you are all-powerful.
3. Wear a garlic necklace to all of his mansion parties, also bring holy water as a refreshment.
4. Put on a Twilight T-shirt and say, "Sorry, I'm team Jacob."
5. Carry tanning lotion with you and offer some to Jesse.
6. Ask him if you can borrow one of his vampire buddies.
7. Poke his arm repeatedly, then when he yells at you, say, "Hi!"
8. Tell him he has pretty eyes.
9. Dress up as 'Bonnie' and tell Jesse you are a princess.
10. If you're a dude, dress up as 'Fangstorm' and tell Jesse you are a prince.
11. If you're more of a werewolf person, dress up as 'Greg' and tell Jesse you have a kind heart.
12. If your wear a fake blonde wig, dress up as 'Doug Falconhawk' and tell Jesse you are there to get the first televised vampire killing.
13. Give him a pink pair of skinny jeans for his birthday. With a 'Over the Hill' card.
14. Follow Jesse everywhere and mimick his every move.
15. When he says you're going to hava a buffet, yell, "YEAH! I LOVE Golden Corral!"
Well, that's it for now. Comment please! If yoiu have any ideas, just PM me.