One day in south park Colorado

one red headed jew teenager by the name of kyle woke up to find everything he once knew was different.

when he woke up his mother was sweet still fat but sweet, he's father was such a dick, he brother well you don't want

to hear what changed in him, kyle was very confused so when he got to school he thought things would normal,

he spoke too soon.

his good friend, more like he's super best friend in the world was acting like a dick, he didn't know what to make of it, the fat ass was still fat but

was sweet and was treating him like a king, kenny his other super best friend was acting super smat and was acting shy when people say

anything with the word sex. "what's going on today fatass is nice and kenny's smart and your being a dick, stan can you tell me what going on.

"what are talking about kyle your one acting different, your acting gay really"

"dude that's because i am cant you remember, sigh i guess i just came out of the closet'

"dude T.M.I. like i needed to know that go hang out with kenny or eirc, i don't want to hang out with a fag like you"

and with thar stan left to go to lunch

"what's going on please someone tell me"

"kyle get to class right now or the teacher will get mad" said the new cartman

"wha your always late"

"No i am not, NOW let's go"

"ok mom"

(after school)

"kenny , kenny come here"

"wh what is it kyle"

"why are you acting so shy"

"what are you talking about your....."

"yea ,yea ,yea i'm the one acting werid or eeven gay so said stan"

"no i was going to say nicer"

"what"

"you and stan, and butter are alwats mean to me , cartman and anyone else"

"i have to go kenny talk to you at school"

"uh ok"

kyle thought over what happend today and hoped it was a dream but he was so wrong

(The next day)

Stan's Pov

I was sitting mr. macky's class when i felt some way i never did before i had a urge to dump bebe and go after kyle now knowing he is gay,

what the hell is wronge with me these days, my super best friend in the hole whole wide world gay and being nice to kenny and cartman and not noticing

his own girl friend wendy...