Well this songfic (kind of) was inspired when i heard the song Amish Paradise by weird al yankovich which is a paroody to a song i dont really remember right now .No flames allowed ;that goes to you "shadowstalker"
Shadow,s Paradise
When I walk trough the city that Itried to destroy
I take a look at my life and realize it's depressing
but that's ok for an emo like me
you know I hate happy things like fluffy picnics
As for 10:30 in the morning i'm shooting tails
rouge is flirting with knukcles and he's falling for her
fool
And I've been scowling ang glaring so long that
even the hq thinks that my mind is gone
I am constantly mad
that is mi discipline
got a magnum on my hand and no soul on my chest
But if I kill the humanity
and get my memory back
then tonight we're going to party
ultimate lifeform style
We've been spending most our lives living in a Shadow's Paradise
I shoot people once or twice living in a Shadow's Paradise
I get payed for betrayal living in a Shadow's Paradise
I sell blood on discount price living in a Shadow's Paradise
A local G.U.N shoot me in the head last week
I just glared at him and I Chaos Speared him
I really don't care if he survived then
'cause I,ll be laughing my head off when I choke him today
But I would never let him live even if he deserved it
an emo being good you know that's unheard of
I never wear clothes
but I got some cool rings
and my enemies agree I really look good in black
fool
If you ever go out with me you'll be bored to to tears
I haven't even got a good pay in 3 hundred years
but I ain't really poor so please don't pity me
I just think you are not worthy of me spending it
Got no soul no life no good income
not a single normal thing
I hear metal and eat raw meat
It's as emoish as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in a Shadow's Paradise
I'm just plainly evil man living in a Shadow's Paradise
Got no time to socialize living in a Shadow's Paradise
We just fight we don't play nice living in a Shadow's Paradise
Killing all the people
liking that it's bloody
thinking emo thingys
always use air-rollers
You think you are really evil
think it all you want
but I know I'm twice as evil as you are
I'm the ultimate lifeform
the little kids all start crying when they see me
so I take the baby's candys
and they just start crying louder so I shoot them in the guts
so don't be mad and don't be whiney
or else my guns and I will get it evil on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in a Shadow's Paradise
I use Chaos Control and blast living in a Shadow's Paradise
killing cops and the black arms living in a Shadow's Paradise
attack sonic day and night living in a Shadow's Paradise
YEAH!
Please review and tell me if you want me to do sonic's amy's tail's etc paradises ...
Oh yeah before i forget "I dont own sonic or anything in the franchise sega does"
