Thinking Out Loud
After a somewhat decent concert the members of R5, Riker The Dyker, Daniel Ratcliff, Rocky Balboa DeezNuts, Rydell Is Not A Real Name, and of course Big Bird all walked out of Sun Life Stadium in Hollywood, Florida as their concert ended to a crowd of 4 elderly people who were waiting for Jimmy Buffet to play for the 57th fucking time. The Muppet Quintet mooped around the streets they found out that Ed Fuckin' Sheeran was playing some queer show in Ft. Lauderdale so the blonde muppets decided to go see him.
30 Minutes Later
"Alright thank you everybody, yeah I'm British or some shit like that." Ed Sheeran said as finished his boring set and walked of stage so old ass Motley Crue could play their retarded songs and Vince Neil's disgusting self could eye-fuck some 52 year old stepmom, anyways I digressed a little, R5 entered Ed Sheeran's dressing room and greeted him with hugs, kisses, and high fives as they walked in and made themselves at home(fuckin' assholes).
"Yea Ed that was amazing!"
"Awesome show Ed!"
"I ordered chickenwings an hour ago."
"Fuck yea Ed you are da bomb!"
"Shut up Austin!"
"But my name is Ross."
"Shut the fuck up Austin or will staple your dick onto the fridge again!"
"Gosh darn it."
After all the bullshiting R5 finally got to business as Rocky grabbed Ed Sheeran and force his mouth upon his penis. As Rocky was mouthraping Ed Sheeran, Ratclifford whipped out a massive dildo and proceeded to club Sheeran's ginger head with it as Rydel pulled her nature penis out and began to masturbate. Meanwhile Riker grabbed one of Ed's roadies and forced him to anal fuck Riker's ass as Big Bird Ross Lynch twisted his nipples off and yelled out in pain and in pressure "SO, BABY, NOW! TAKE ME INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS!" as the back of Ed Sheeran's skull collasped in due to Ratclifford dildo attack while all of the members of R5 decided to skull-fuck Ed Sheeran's lifeless head as blood and brain matter covered the entire room. Finally to put an end to the madness came CarrotTop(yes THE CARROTTOP) as he went Hulk mode and tore Rydell limb from limb to avenge his fallen ginger. He grabbed her big, meaty penis and struck Ratclifford multiple times, bashing his skull in and killing him. CT The Beast then attacked and decapitated Riker with a single swing from Rydell's massive penis and then started to shove it down Rocky's throat and causing him to choke on a dick and die. Finally he stared down Ross Austin Derpinstein Lynch Moon as the little coward tried to escape BUT THERE WAS NO ESCAPING THE WRATH OF CARROT TOP! Carrot "King Of The Universe" Top pummeled Big Bird to a bloody pulp making him resemble what Rydell's vagina theortically looks like, but again I digress, CT then grabbed Austin by the head and pulled out his entire spinal cord along with his head and ate it.
Carrot Top placed Ross's body with Ed Sheeran's body and layed them down together in a missionary position and gave a small prayer. Once he was finished Carrot Top flew into the night sky and reported this incident to his master...
Shrek Orgelord who was currently fucking Taylor Swift in her asshole.
"It's just about orge" commented Shrek as Taylor's mouth salivatied from Shrek's love while letting out a blissful moan of approval.
"It's all orge now" said Shrek as he stared into Carrot Top's eyes while Taylor Swift collasped and died from Shrek's Love.
"I brought the milk" replied Carrot Top
The End