It was a beautiful, sunny morning, it was raining and snowing. With a smile on my face I pulled out of my thoughts and started crying. Edward looked at me. ''What's wrong darling ?'' ''I don't know.'' I answered him, he made a pissed face and left the room. I saw him leaving the house in rage and destroying the Cullen's marihuana plantation from which they drew an enormous amount of money. I got surprised when Edward started to sway. I heard and then saw the whole Cullen family running from the house and shouting. ''What the f*** are you doing ? You're destroying the property of our lives ! '' ''Good. The president would be proud. I'm reducing the amount of junkies in our country.'' Said Edward with a buzzed voice. Crying because of a unknown reason I turned away from the window and went to Reenesme's room. I was hoping she would help me deal with the crying. And I wasn't wrong. After a dozen strokes with a shovel Reenesme finally managed to stop me from crying. ''Thank you, darling. Do you really need those stocking belts ? '' I knew she was preparing for her date with Jacob but I worried if she'll be warm enough in this middle buttock skirt and a bra. ''Yes mum. Don't worry. If I get cold Jacob will warm me up. '' She insisted. ''Ok then.'' And I left the room. In the corner of my eye I saw her as she packed extra small condoms and diapers. I went to the Cullen's house passing Edward, who was hoisting earth and the Cullens who were trying to save their plantation. Without success. After a while I heard screams and cries, but this time they belonged to Edward. Shocked, I watched as Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle hold Edward, Alice shaves his hair and Rosalie with Esme do his make-up and manicure. But after some minutes it stopped bothering me. I felt indifference towards Edward. Our present relationship lacked the love and passion that we had earlier. The only thing keeping me from leaving him was the thought what would happen with Reenesme. Each day I heard that some kid injured himself with a shovel or cut down a tree with a mower or starts to run over innocent people with a steamroller because of his parents' divorce. I wouldn't want anything like that to happen. Again. I decided to stay in the television room and watch a reality show 'Teletubbies' until the screams stop. But even when they stopped I sat and thought what to do. Should I stay with Edward or leave him and find love again ? I decided to go back home and I met Reenesme. ''Your date already over ? What happened ?'' I asked curiously. ''Yes, Jacob wet his pants and besides it was his time of breast feeding.'' She answered slowly. Together we entered the house and heard moans coming from the bedroom I shared with Edward. It sounded like a moose with a stick in his ass. We stepped into the bedroom and saw the most shocking thing ever. Edward was doing IT with Jacob. Both were dressed in pink ballerina dresses and pink stilettos. I instantly took Reenesme's hand and ran from the house. We ran straight ahead and stopped at the airport. ''How can I help you ?''asked a woman behind the counter strangely looking at Reenesme. ''Two tickets to Florence, please. And stop staring bitch !'' I payed and headed with Reenesme for the terminal.