Hey everyone! This is my first ever fanfic.
I will say this again: CONTAINS SLASH. If you don't like it, don't read! James + Carlos and Kendall + Jett. I might find something for Logan but at the moment, there is none.
I did not proofread this and I whipped this up in 20 minutes, so R&R would be greatly appreciated. I would love it if you guys submitted some ideas for the story as well. I want to know what you guys want to see! Thanks! 3
It was a beautiful day at the Palm Woods and there was no better way to spend it than a day at the "world's greatest" pool. Kendall was relaxing on a pool side lounge chair with his aviators on. The big smile on his face was all the proof one needed to know he was in a complete state of reverie. Nothing could possibly ruin this day, he thought happily.
"Hey babe." Kendall sat up to this familiar voice and took his shades off, looking up at the gorgeous blonde girl whom he calls his girlfriend. He noticed her nervous expression.
"Hey Jo," he greeted, giving her a kiss on the cheek. "You don't look so good? What's up?"
"Um—" Jo was cut off by an obnoxious, stentorian voice that made Kendall burn with fury.
"Try not to cry, my fans, Jett Stetson is now here," the arrogant actor announced to everyone at the Palm Wood's pool. Of course, no one gave a damn. They all just rolled their eyes and went back to what they were originally doing.
Kendall stood up quickly.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Kendall asked through gritted teeth. Jo turned around.
"Why for the camping trip, of course," Jett answered cockily. He flashed his "million dollar smile" (as he likes to say) at Kendall.
Kendall's eyes widened and turned to face Jo.
"What's he talking about?" He glared at Jo.
"Yeah," Jo answered, giving Kendall a sheepish smile, "that's what I was going to say."
"You mean the camping trip with Carlos, James, and Logan? Jett is coming to that exact one?"
Jo nodded and she bit her bottom lip. "I'm sorry, my producers thought it would be a good time to bond! They kind of thought if we were all really close, we could help each other promote."
"Well you'll be there right?" He crossed his fingers behind his back.
Jo didn't answer and looked away.
Kendall felt dizzy and like he wanted to throw up. He hated Jett with a burning passion. It wasn't only because he was the most conceited braggart in the whole fucking world and the fact that he likes to hit on his girlfriend; it was because Kendall felt confused around him. Every time he and Jett exchange hateful comments, his stomach would fill with butterflies. There was just something about how Jett showered him with so much of his attention that made him feel… tingly. And the fact that Kendall couldn't stand Jett for even a minute made Kendall love Jett even more than he did. But one week in the wilderness with Jett? Jo must've been crazy.
"Helloooo?" Kendall's vision focused again and saw Jo waving her hand in front of his face. "Kendall, you okay there?"
"Huh?" Kendall snapped back into reality.
"Well looky there, Kendork can't wait for the camping trip," Jett said smugly.
Kendall growled at Jett and stormed back into the lobby, heading for the elevators. He was too upset (and a little excited?) to talk or to look at Jo and Jett anymore. He heard Jo call his name but not once did he turn back. When he reached apartment 2J, he slammed the door as he walked in angrily. He slid onto the bright orange couch and placed his face into his sweaty palms. Thoughts were racing through his mind. He didn't know whether to be happy or annoyed he gets to spend a whole week with the super-hot headache named Jett. His train of thought was interrupted almost immediately when Carlos and James walked through the door arguing.
"Why didn't you let me have this once, James?" Carlos whined as the trudged across the floor.
"Carlos, it wasn't my fault she wasn't interested in you," James teased, waving the small slip of paper with a girl's number on it in front of Carlo's unhappy face.
Carlos slumped into the seat next to Kendall as James visited the bathroom. He looked a Kendall and instantly knew there was something wrong.
"Hey Kendall, what's wrong?" the dark-skinned boy said.
Kendall groaned. "Everything."
"Did Jo break up with you?" Carlos asked, eyes widening.
Kendall didn't answer for a second.
"It's okay, we all saw it coming." Carlos sighed and patted Kendall's shoulder.
"No, Jo didn't—wait what?" Kendall's head snapped up and fixated his eyes on Carlos, eyebrows furrowed.
"Huh? Nothing!" Carlos quickly said as he looked away. "So continue."
Kendall brushed off his comment and took a deep breath. "So guess who's joining us on our camping trip?"
"Who?"
"That douche-bag, Jett," Kendall spat, looking disgusted.
Carlos looked surprised.
"Whoa whoa whoa, you're not kidding?" He jumped up on his feet.
Kendall shook his head solemnly and slowly. "I'm dead fucking serious."
"Dead fucking serious about what?" James asked, entering the room with wet hair and a towel around his waist.
Carlos and Kendall both turned around and screamed in fake agony as they saw half-naked James.
"Oh dude, that's disgusting. Cover it up, man!" Carlos complained, half laughing half pretend-gagging.
"Yeah dude, if I wanted to see naked men, I'd subscribe to porn," Kendall joked, shielding his eyes.
"Ha ha, very funny you guys," James mocked, rolling his eyes as he took out the carton of milk and poured himself a glass. "But in all seriousness, what are you serious about?"
Kendall looked at Carlos and cleared his throat. James sipped on his milk, patiently waiting for Kendall to continue.
"Go on," Carlos whispered, giving his friend a reassuring grip on the shoulder.
"Jett's coming on our camping trip," Kendall finally said, saying it as fast as he could.
James did a spit take with his milk so well it was just like the ones you see on television or in movies.
"What?" James exclaimed. He speed walked over to Carlos and Kendall and took a seat on a chair. "You mean the one who thinks he's prettier than me?" He did the classic James Diamond "jazz hands" in front of his face.
Kendall and Carlos simultaneously nodded.
"Wait why?" James asked, scrunching his face in confusion.
"Jo said that her producers want all of us to be buds so we can help each other promote," Kendall replied, shrugging.
James looked relieved. "Oh, so Jo's gonna be with us."
Kendall shook his head again. "Nope, it's just us and Jett."
"Ah, balls," James muttered.
Before Kendall or Carlos could say anything, they heard a loud yell from the hallway. They staggered to their feet and flung the apartment door open. They saw Logan running towards apartment 2J screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Move, move!"
Kendall, Carlos, and James all stepped aside to make room for Logan as he practically leaped into the room.
"Hurry up! Shut the freaking door!" Logan screamed, frantic.
Kendall closed the door and locked it. Logan walked over to the couch and sat down, catching his breath. The boys followed him and sat down around him.
"What was that all about?" Carlos asked.
"Camille," Logan replied, out of breath.
"What'd she do?" James questioned, handing Logan a glass of water.
"Ever since I told her I just wanted to be friends, Camille's been telling everyone about how big of a jerk I am. There are people out to get me, guys. I'm FREAKING OUT."
Logan set the water on the table and leaned his head against the sofa back support cushion.
"Sorry dude," Kendall said apologetically.
"Yeah, but you know what? Camille's probably just hurt and doing things on an impulse," Carlos said, reassuringly and giving Logan a bright smile.
Logan grinned back and stood up.
"Thanks guys. But we're going camping tomorrow for an entire week where I can finally relax and release all the stress. It's just you guys and me." Logan wrapped his arms around the boys and sighed with mirth.
Kendall removed Logan's arm from around his shoulder. "Actually…"
Logan's smile started to fade and he cocked his left eyebrow.
"T-t-there's a slight change of plans," Kendall stuttered. "Jett's coming with us too."
Logan's eyes widened and his eyebrows were up, creating wrinkles on his forehead. "Sorry, what? I didn't hear you correctly. I thought you said the little man whore Jett was coming with us on OUR camping trip."
"No, you heard correctly," Kendall replied. "Sorry, Jo made me!"
Logan groaned. "Well, I can kiss relaxation goodbye. All thanks to Jo. Really, tell her 'thank you very fucking much!'"
Carlos and James muttered in agreement.
"Whoa, hey," Kendall interjected, "It's not Jo's fault. It's her dumbass producers that clearly don't understand the reason we all hate Jett. But we can get through this week, and we're gonna have a great time! We can't let the egotistical retard ruin our week of awesomeness."
"He's right, guys." James stepped forward, bumping fists with Kendall. "And hey, if he annoys us too much, when's the best time to pull pranks? During camping trips!" James pumped his fist into the air as the boys cheered at the idea.
"Guys, let's be mature about this," Kendall said, holding his hands out.
They all looked at him as if he was the craziest person in the world.
"Really, Kendall? You're saying you don't want to pull pranks on him?" Carlos asked, raising an eyebrow.
Kendall groaned, knowing very well that they were right. Pranks were too tempting and he knew he would give in eventually.
"Fine," Kendall sighed.
They all cheered and started bringing out bottles of root beer. This week would be the best week ever.
I'm now working on Chapter 2. I don't know if you guys like the story so far, so R&R! 3 If you guys like it, I'll post Chapter 2 soon. If you don't, then I won't. :) Thanks for reading, much love.