Minty sat in a large, velvet chair neart a roasting fire, a book in her hands and small, square glasses over her eyes. She looked up from reading, and a smile appeared across her face. "Hello, young audience. Youre here to hear a story, are you not?" Of course they are, Minty. What else would they be here for? The voice in the girl's head says. She nods, understanding. "Today, you will be told the tale of the Easter Whale, a magnificent creature, who has been putting the Easter Bunny out of work since 2010, the year of the whale. Come now, viewers, and learn about the Easter Whale..." ~dramatic camera zoom into the book~ "This is the first known discovery of the Easter Whale, the Easter of 2013, when one young man admitted that his bro was actually a beluga whale, and he was Bob the tomato. Their dinosaur friend, Teep, had been so shocked and felt as though his life had been a lie. Minty, who is myself, had responded with a shock, and then a realization. The whale must have been the Easter Whale! And she/i was right! The Easter Whale then gave the three kids each two presents: Duncan/Bob the tomato got a matsuda (toby) manga cap and a choking john egbert, Minty/Me got a Sloth and Equius Zahhk, and Teep got a Jordan freshly picked from the garden and a sassy Jordan. All the friends were happy with their gifts and thanked the Easter Whale, Teep was especially happy, which may have been because he had a few peices of candy (never give Tee candy or he will go bat crap crazy), but it may have been because he got two Jordans. Or maybe both. But then the friends went to their seperate accounts, Minty and Teep reading Duncan/Bob's Fanfictions, Minty made her account, and Tee posted The tale of the easter whale on his account, MysteriousMysterior, and Duncan/Bob kept writing stories of his account, and The Easter Whale did the Easter Whale does, but soon died, and he named Duncan/Bob as the new Easter Whale.
To sum it all up, there was an Easter Whale and now its dead
The End
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