A/N:…..fried brain does not know what to write. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own DGM, as I have said so many times before.
No. 1: A Samurai's Rant
What the fuck. I am not going to write "dear diary" on this crap of a notebook like the moyashi insisted. He has insisted a hell lot of things already. So has Komui. HE was the one who insisted I write a DIARY. To hell with that. He said it would be a better report on our daily lives or some shit like that. When I refused he said to look at this as just another mission or like it was a report for another mission. I hate goddamn paperwork already, that baka does not need to remind me. Then he said I should express my feelings in this shit since I refused to talk about them with anyone.
Who cares. Feelings are stupid and useless. And yeah, I do so talk about my damn feelings. I tell the moyashi I hate him and that he pisses me off practically every time I see his scrawny ass. Same with the usagi. I also try to skewer them with Mugen. It will serve them right. But then Lenalee comes and stops me. If there is one thing I won't hit, it is a woman. That is just cowardly. To hit someone weaker than you.
Damn. Lenalee just peeked over my shoulder at that. She looks like she is going to cry. She hates being called weak. I hate people crying. Especially if it's girls. So for her sake (to get her to stop crying) I will add this: it is cowardly to hit woman who are NOT (all necessarily) WEAK because we are taught to protect them.
Thanks Kanda. -Lenalee
Che. Whatever. Just leave me alone already. Well whatever. Komui is holding a stupid goddamn meeting to share what we've written. Who gives a shit about that.
One day I will rip up and flush this stupid book.
(After the meeting)
Komui disapproves of my language apparently. If you don't like it, then don't snatch this stupid diary from me and read it aloud or pass it around to the other Exorcists. No I am not claiming ownership of this shitty crap. And if it is not PROPER to use vulgarities, why he fuck are they even made? Stupid.
I am going to eat now, because I cannot stand to see the moyashi stuff his face with food, so I wait until he is not there. It is just sick, I tell you, to CRAM all that shit in your mouth that quickly. And the baka usagi GOADS him to eat faster. Ew. It is enough to make ANYONE nauseous. I don't think it can even be called eating.
So whatever. I want my soba now.
Ps. The moyashi says I should not sign off by writing that I will drown this stupid shit in toilet bowl water. He said to use 'love,' or 'sincerely'. What is there to be sincere about, let me ask.
UNsincerely,
Kanda Yu
Ps again usagi, moyashi, if you have stolen this and are reading, I will rip off your reproductive organs and feed it to the fatass of the earl
A/N: If you people don't review, I will rip off YOUR reproductive organs and feed it to the fatass of the Earl. Just so you know.
~etErnal