Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own anything. If you try to sue me all you'll get is a lot of black clothes and old books. Bleh.
Dumbledore was walking through the corridors of Hogwarts and as he made his way up to the top of the astronomy tower her heard a feminine gasp.
"My Gods, it's huge!" Hermione Grangers voice carried through the door.
"Yes there are few, this size." came the silky tones of Severus Snape.
"Can, I mean, can I touch it?" The girl asked almost frightened.
Dumbledore's eyebrow raised as his concern did also.
"Be gentle, it's very sensitive."
"It's so smooth!"
"Yessss" came the sighed response of Severus Snape.
Dumbledore drew his wand and burst through the door.
"What is Going on………..here……….."
The Potions Master and his Assistant looked up from the very large, black, telescope between them.
The End?