Oh AppleSnapple!
A/N: Hello lovely readers. I have missed you! Please enjoy my latest... strange... venture into the world of fanfiction! This one I write on the go now, so it should be updated regularly (but don't hold me to that). Enjoy! Do forgive the short chapter, I just wanted to get this out so I committed to it :)
Disclaimer: I do not own KH or Pokemon.
Chapter 1: Piddlydewdrop!
Once upon a time there lived a fairy fire. Or rather, a fire fairy, but considering how Axel was ALWAYS on fire, it was a bit hard to tell which he was sometimes. Regardless, Axel was one of the magically endowed, flittery species that inhabited the forest, and it just so happens that his specialty was fire. Which is rather strange for a forest fairy, no? Nevertheless – there he was, and there was Roxas, who was slowly roasting a marshmallow in Axel's fiery aura, and reading Shakespeare by the light of Axel's hair. Quite fitting, really, for two best forest fairy friends on a cool, delightful Friday evening.
"Say, Axel," our dear Roxas inquired most suddenly, breaking the peaceful aura of the evening, "Have you ever wondered why Hamlet believed the ghost of his dear old dad?"
"Well, being the skeptic that I am, Roxas, I have indeed questioned Hamlet's judgment. Really, who believes in ghosts?" he shrugged, scattering a few embers onto the ground.
"Well... I guess you have a point," Roxas mused, hand on his chin, eyes skyward. Suddenly, he snapped his book shut, eyes looking at his fiery friend. "Axel," the blonde fairy intoned, "what are humans like?"
"How should I know?" Axel shrugged, throwing a few more sparks onto the ground. "I would suppose that they are quite boring, though, being dreadfully powerless and all."
"Hmmm" Roxas mused, looking up at the night sky once more. Roxas was, after all, quite the deep thinker. Suddenly, the two boys looked at each other, as best friends do when their thoughts are in sync.
"Roxas!" Axel cried, standing up, sending sparks flying across the ground, "Let's go find some humans!"
"But what would we do once we found them?" Roxas asked, frowning a little, "you just informed me of how dreadfully boring they are!"
"Roxas, look at yourself," Axel ordered, "Who could be more boring than you? Look at yourself, my friend! Reading Shakespeare! On a Friday night!"
"And I suppose that playing Pokemon on a Friday night is much better, hmmm?" Roxas challenged, putting his book on the ground and looking flatly at Axel, who was waving his Nintendo DS in the air excitedly.
"Piddlydewdrop," Axel retorted, rolling his eyes, You're just jealous that my dear old father managed to import this gaming device from the human city for me!"
"Oh, applesnappers, Axel" Roxas snapped, grabbing his book angrily and opening it again. "And even if I did go along with this willowpillow plan of yours, where do you suppose we find these silly humans? Hmmm? In the middle of this cursed forest? You of all people know they dare not wander into our domain, Axel!"
"Wild berries, Roxas! You think I haven't thought of that! The solution is obvious!" Axel cried, gesturing wildly
"Oh dear, don't tell me," Roxas muttered darkly, frowning deeply.
Axel sat back down and whispered to Roxas excitedly, "We have to go to them! To the human city!"
TO BE CONTINUED…