Westeros Kings Song
Aegon I: I'm Aegon one the Conqueror
Look out I'm coming in
They call me the first Westeros king
Although I'm Valyrian
1AL, my great landing
I gave to history
Three dragons and two sister-wives
But enough about me
To help remember all your kings
I've come up with this song
A simple rhyme and ditty
For you all to sing along!
Oh! Aegon!
(Bit short, init? We need more kings. Who came next?)
Maegor I: Aenys the first, of his name
Fell out of faith, who's to blame?
I took over, Maegor one
Aegon I: That's my next eldest son
Then Jaehaerys, it's true, with him!
Viserys I: I, Viserys one, succeeded him
Aegon two? That's right!
Always spoiling for a fight
Oh, Aegon three! What a disaster!
Dragons dead! Forever after
All: Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Viserys, Aegon, Aegon, oi!
Visery I: Time for my son, King Daeron one
To take up this song
Daeron I: Daeron one was Aegon's son
Baelor beloved lots
One year's rule killed Viserys two
That must have hurt him lots!
Viserys II: For I was uncle to Daeron
as well as King Baelor
Dispite being married had no kids
so Aegon yes one more!
King Aegon four, was unworthy
legitimized his bastards thrive
only before he fell straight dead
Then Daeron two arrived!
Aerys I: Daemon one, Daemon two
All Blackfyres are bad
'Cause they fought wars with Daeron two
The king who was my dad
So Aerys one, I was fun
I ruled for only twelve years
My brother Maekar then soon died
And so my nephew
Aegon five, was so alive
All thanks to Barristan Selmy
Maelysr the Mostrous had no kids
So Blackfyres RIP!
All: Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Viserys, Aegon, Aegon, oi!
Dareon, Baelor, Viserys two
Then another Aegon joins our song!
Aerys and his brother Maekar
Then was Aegon again
Daemon one, and Daemon two
Blackfyre pretenders were them
Aerys I: Jaenerys two was king and pale
married for love we all hail
Then Aerys two the mad king
The one who lost his head
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Robert I: No monarchy could stop him,
till I Robert one raised my banners
I fought my great rebellion!
Aerys I: but never his table manners
He fought to reclaim his bride Lyanna
whom Rhaegar stole from him
Robert I: killed the heir at the Trident
so here come the Baratheons! Ohh!
All: Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Viserys, Aegon, Aegon, oi!
Dareon, Baelor, Viserys two
Then another Aegon joins our song!
Aerys and his brother Maekar
Then was Aegon again
Daemon one, and Daemon two
Blackfyre pretenders were them
Jaenerys two and Aerys two.
Robert I: Still to come, there's Robert too!
Aegon V: And so began the Baratheon gang
Robert one grew fat beyond compare
ever since his rebellion he has been lazing
So no one could become square
While he drank away his life
As angry, fat and cross...
Robert I: hang on!
Aegon V: It's true you were a better warrior
But were mostly a dead loss...
Robert I: bang on!
Aegon V: While upstairs his wife Cersei
as she layed with her kin
her twin brother Ser Jaime
Robert I: What? . . .
Aegon V: and had all his children! Ohh!
All: Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Viserys, Aegon, Aegon, oi!
Dareon, Baelor, Viserys two
Then another Aegon joins our song!
Aerys and his brother Maekar
Then was Aegon again
Daemon one, and Daemon two
Blackfyre pretenders were them
Jaenerys two and Aerys two.
Robert one was king through and through!
Robert I: (I ruled for fifteen years, you know! )
Aerys I: That Bastard Joffrey one.
ruled till came Tommen one
Those two then reigned and how!
And so our famous monarch song
comes straight up to now. Ohh!
All: Aegon, Aenys, Maegor, Jaehaerys
Viserys, Aegon, Aegon, oi!
Dareon, Baelor, Viserys two
Then another Aegon joins our song!
Aerys and his brother Maekar
Then was Aegon again
Daemon one, and Daemon two
Blackfyre pretenders were them
Jaenerys two and Aerys two.
Robert one was king through and through!
Joffrey one then ruled a hix
and Tommen one completes the mix .
That's all the Westeros kings and queens
Since Aegon first that there have been!