Howard and Vince had been out at a club for a while. Howard didn't like going to clubs usually but Vince looked really sad when Howard said he didn't want to go, and so Howard gave in. Howard was secretly in love with Vince. Vince was everything Howard wasn't. Vince was bright and beautiful and had big blue eyes and right now he was very drunk Howard put his arms around Vince's waste to make sure that he didn't fall over and his arms tingled and burned because he loved Vince and loved touching him. Even though Howard usually didn't like being touched.
"Howard!" Vince groaned, stumbling along the pavement "I feel well sick"
"It's your own fault Vince" Howard replied sternly although it hurt him to do so. Vince looked so sad and his cheeks were flushed. Thankfully the club was close to where they lived at the Nabootique so they could go up the stairs and go to bed. Howard and Vince slept in the same bed because they were best friends and so Vince got into bed straight away while Howard went to brush his teeth before he went to bed. When Howard crawled into bed he noticed it was wet!
"Urgh Vince!" He shouted, shocked, what is that?!"
"I'm sorry Howard!" Vince wailed, his blew eyes huge and sad in the dark. "I didn't mean to! I just-"
"It's ok Vince" Howard said. The bed was wet where Vince had lost control of his bladder Howard had known he was drunk but not that drunk. It had soaked through the knees of his pajamas and smelled a little musky but it sort of turned Howard on.
"I..." Howard started to blush and Vince looked down. He could see that Howard was turned on!
"O Howard" Vince said "I didn't know you loved me"
"I do love you, Vince" Howard said.
"I love you to Howard!" Vince said.
Then they kissed, and it felt like fireworks were exploding in Howard's chest and he was so happy he started to cry.
"Let's make love Howard" Vince whispered, and put his hands down Howard's trousers!
"Oh Vincey, my Vincey" Howard replied and he was on top of Vince kissing. The bed was wet but Howard didn't mind. If anything it made it all better and then howard got an idea!
"Vince" he said "I want to make you mine"
"Ok Howard" Vince said "Do whatever you need to do to make me yours I want to be yours howard"
Howard pulled out his meat-staff from his trousers and proceded to urinate on Vince
"Oh Howard!" Vince cried happily in joy as he closed his eyes in pleasure as the musky liquid poured over his face like golden honeywater!
He opened his mouth and let the delicious salty fluid trail over his tongue
"MM Howard I love your juices" he moaned "let's make love"
So Howard tenderly embraced Vince and he put his love-piston inside Vince's man-vagina!
They moved together holding each other tenderly in the cramped wet bed and it was so amazing .
"Vice you have my virginity and my heart and my soul and I wantto be with you forever" Howard moaned as he touched Vince's love-sword.
"Howie" Vince said as he stroked Howard's face" I want to Marry you!"
"Oh my Vincey" Howard started crying "are we to be married on the morrow?"
"Yes yes yes!" Vince cried as he had a climax!
Then the next day they got married in Camden and Vince wore a mirrorball dress and Bollo was the bridesmaid. Naboo did the ceremony and then Vince and Howard Moon flew away to a tropical place to have their honeymoon on Gary Numan's jet and they lived happily ever after!