NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE AND WILL BE REALLY HARD TO DO FOR ME BECAUSE I AM USED TO NOT SUCKING AT WRITING THINGS, SO EXPECT INFREQUENT UPDATES.
it was a new day for joe jonson. he had reesently muved from his his place to another one by a new high school name d ridle hight. one day on,. he waledk into his new classroom, that was belonging to someone named mr soggy. in fornt of hism wa sfow r peopel -
OKAY I CAN'T DO THIS. I HAVE TO TONE DOWN THE GRAMMAR ERRORS.
TAKE TWO:
it was a new day for joe jonson. He had recently moved from his place to another one by a new high school name d riddle high. one day one, he walked into his new classrroom rthat was belonging to someone named mr soggy. in front of him was four people, one of which was wearing a green jackedt and another one who had bronw hair and had a yellow face and was really happy and one that had a blue shirt and a fire on his head and one black guy that wa s really bored all the time. he sat next to hre happy one whoes name was smiley and -
NOPE, GOTTA TRY AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH NO GRAMMATICAL ERRORS.