Before we start let me just say I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I've brought this pairing to the foreground; I don't know why I ship it. I just do, okay? It scares me too. This fic does start with an INCREDIBLY OOC Wander; but I will bring he reasons out soon enough. I'll be surprised if anyone likes this, but it's just an idea that's been swimming around in my head. If you all truly hate it I'll take it down, but I'm hoping I do make someone happy with this. Do I own Wander over Yonder? HAHAHA- Oh you were serious? Let me laugh harder-HAHAHAHAHAHA! If I owned Wander over Yonder the soccer-moms would have killed me for saying it's safe for our children to watch.
Communicator? Broken. Blaster? Smashed beyond repair. Dignity? Let's not go there.
"Stupid Hater. Not my fault he can't catch the spornak and the-whatever Wander's species is." Peepers grumbled as he sifted through the bits of metal and plastic; throwing his hands up in frustration.
After yet another failed plan to capture Wander and Sylvia, Hater went on one of his usual tantrums. It wasn't anything Peepers wasn't used to, but he certainly didn't expect to be cast out of the ship along with usual junk that Hater would throw out the window. Now he was stuck on an random planet in a yet-to-be-conquered part of the universe. The lost Commander went about trying to find some information about the place. After a good 15 minutes of walking, Peepers found a small lounge that people filed into.
He decided to go in and see if anyone could help him- after all, Watchdogs weren't known about around here. He pushed through the crowd of people awaiting entrance to the building.
"Hey kid!" some guy shouted at him from the line.
"Hm?" Peepers turned around.
"We all want to get in and watch this band perform, but you din't have the right to walk in front of everyone else. Get to the back of the line!"
Peepers thought of how to get in quickly-
"Sorry sir." He started, hoping that his small figure and high-pitched voice would give the impression of a child. "But my mom just went in and I need to find her real bad."
The man sighed. "Well, I guess I can't tell you not to find your mom. Go on then."
"Thank you mister." He mentally threw up at his overly sweet tone.
He walked right through the front door without another hitch before being confronted with another problem: The place was packed. Even with his tiny body he still found it difficult to get through. What band plays a small lounge and has so much popularity? He found a free seat at the bar and waited for someone to come by.
"Um, excuse me?" He tapped the bartender's shoulder.
"What'll ya have kid?"She asked.
"No, I was just wondering-"
"Ooo the main act if about the start! Sorry short stuff, I'm on a break!" She took off her apron and stared intently at the stage.
"-And that was Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls! Weren't they wonderful? for our next act, I don't think they need introduction; you know 'em, you love 'em: The Star-makers!"
"People are excited for a band called 'The Star-makers'? Sounds stupid." Peepers thought.
The beat of a drum and the strum of an electric guitar began to play over the lounge as the patrons went crazy.
"Well, it rains and it pours when you're out on your own
If I crash on the couch can I sleep in my clothes?
'Cause I've spent the night dancing I'm drunk, I suppose
If it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave."
Smoke filled the stage and laser darted around the room.
"This alone, you're in time for the show
You're the one that I need, I'm the one that you loathe
You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose
Cause I love all the poison and away with the boys in the band.
"He sounds kinda familiar." Peepers noted.
I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?"
The singer moved through, revealing himself. Peepers nearly passed out when he aw the man who had been singing the dark lyrics. There, clad in skinny jeans and a torn up black shirt was Wander. The same furry nomad who kept that dopey grin on his face and a ditsy personality to match.
"Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me."
He moved his body to the beat without a hitch.
"There's a place in the dark where the animals go
You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo."
He moved his hands down his body and least 10 girls and 3 guys swooned. His smug smile didn't help calm them either.
"I've really been on a bender and it shows
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?
Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
Give me a shot to remember
And you can take all the pain away from me
A kiss and I will surrender
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead
A light to burn all the empires
So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me."
I don't own this song. That title belongs to My Chemical Romance, so don't sue me!