DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN HETALIA AXIS POWERS, WORLD SERIES, OR PAINT IT WHITE or the characters. I do however have a totally awesome Prussia bandana!

Okay so this is going to be my first fancic EVER! I really hope you guys like it. Please don't shoot me down and flames are okay I guess I need the input but please… be gentle :,( italic's are a characters thoughts. so any way I got the idea from reading iTorcic's story "333 ways to get kicked out of the UN"(YAY FREE PUBLISITY) soooo hope you guys like it. ON WITH THE STORY!

"It is such a nice day Da. It was hilarious when Latvia cried out in fear of course he deserved it saying such stupid things" thought Russia to himself, "this park is so nice. It is pleasant that it is on the way to the market. It is such a good market and has very good vodka. But for about 15 minutes I have been having an uneasy feeling. Like someone is ... following me. But that is impossible! The last information received from my spies confirmed that Belarus was still following the false lead I have planted that I am hiding from her in a closet in the Kremlin and that she is currently staking it out in a tree. So I am perfectly safe ... Right?"

"Right, I am being paranoid, Da?" he thought out loud laughing awkwardly. Then the bush directly behind him started shaking like crazy and Russia did just as anyone stalked by Belarus would. He ran like heck. "NOOOOO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!" he yelled and off he went to hide in a tree three blocks away. (Back at the bush) a small kitten jumped out of the bush to pounce on some leaves, mewling playfully. She looked curiously in the direction Russia had run off in but didn't really care so she went off to chase a butterfly. Meanwhile Russia was ten feet up in a pine tree praying that Belarus didn't find him.

The warm sun was shining through an open window in the meeting room where a nice breeze wafted in with the sounds of birds singing. And it was a wonderful day to hold the G8 meeting and all of the countries were enjoying the nice weather, all of course but Russia.

"I am so tired of my sestra and her insanity, I don't know how long I can keep this up." groaned Russia laying his head down on the table.

"Well why don't you just curse her, goodness knows you've had enough practice on Japan." said England

"I rearry (really) don't want to tark (talk) about that Engrand (England)." said Japan.

"Well, have you tried running away, that always works for me!" exclaimed Italy, bounding in between them.

"Dummkopf! That what he has been doing since this began!" shouted Germany, Jumping out of his seat.

"Vee, I'm sorry, please don't hit meee!" wailed Italy.

"So you have been hitting my brother, potato bastard! Prepare to die!" yelled Romano.

"I haven't been hitting him… I wouldn't hit him." said Germany quietly.

"Why are you blushing señor Germany? "Asked Spain honestly curious. " "Ohohohohohon, Oui, is there something you haven't been telling us Germany?" asked France.

" N-nein, there isn't! So, Why don't you just take Belarus to a mental ward Russia?" said Germany completely avoiding the first question.

"You are avoiding the question mon ami, is there something you and Italy would like to tell us? Ohonhonhon" jibed France.

"I have tried that already comrade Germany but she always escapes" sighed Russia.

"Well why don't you just give her what she wants, but do it badly, if you are catching my drift! But it's not like you could even be any good compared to my awesome five meters!" shouted Prussia leaping out from under the table.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE PRUSSIA?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE MEETING ROOM! " Yelled Germany, his blood pressure skyrocketing. (One of these days Prussia's going to kill him)

" Kesesesesesese! You Can't Catch Me West! You're Not Awesome Enough!" taunted Prussia while Germany chased him around the room trying to get him out.

After Germany managed to get Prussia out of the room and all he chaos had subsided. They were still wondering what to do about Belarus because she was causing problems for everyone.

"Hmmm… maybe we can lock her in a cage, aru." Said china thoughtfully. "Well maybe we could…" started Canada quietly. (Of course no one hears him.)

Suddenly out of the blue America shouted out while slamming his hand on the table!(completely cutting off Canada)

" DUDES I HAVE A SOLUTION! WE'RE ALL TRYING TO KEEP BELARUS AWAY FROM RUSSIA RIGHT? WELL WHY NOT JUST KEEP RUSSIA AWAY FROM BELARUS! IF SHE CAN'T GET NEAR HIM WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT?"

"Well Russia's already tried that a million times. I think that time tested method has been proved a failure considering Belarus keeps finding him." said England walking up to him.

" Right, but if we keep track of Belarus and know where she is AT ALL TIMES how exactly is she going to get near Russia, If he's nowhere near her?" America alleged, slowly trying to get everyone on the same wavelength.

"So vat you're saying is that if we know were Belarus is every moment of every day she can't get near Russia, because we'll always know when she gets close?"

"That's exactly right Germany!"

"That's amazing America! How did you think of such a good idea?" asked ltaly jumping out of his chair to stand next to him.

"Yes, that's a good question Italy." Said Russia. And honestly, everyone was wondering the same thing.

"Hollywood has some pretty good movies." said America.

"Oh" said everyone simultaneously, slightly disappointed. "Okay so here's the plan…"

YAY! CLIFFHANGER! Thus comes into existence the first chapter of this fanfic! Yeah! The plan will be revealed next chapter. REVIEW PLEAZE ! mayhaps it will help America reveal his plan a bit faster... *wink *wink ;) I would really like to know what you guys think about it so thanks for reading! VIRTUAL COOKIES!