Rose and Jackie were taking tea in the lounge when the Doctor arrived home.
"Ro-ose?!" he called out in a whiny voice.
Jackie took a large, bracing swig of tea. These situations, the Doctor being all kicked puppy and Rose being all cutesy, just made her puke.
Unfortunately, the Doctor chose this exact moment to enter the room, dripping wet, his hair plastered to his forehead and-
Jackie sprayed her tea across the room. "Is that eye liner?!" she exclaimed before falling about in a fit of cruel giggles.
"It's guy liner!" the Doctor cried indignantly, stamping his foot.