DiScLaImEr: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!! A DURRRRR!! XP someone give me ideas for future chapters. I need to know. :D

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[ At the Cullen Household ]

Bella, Edward, Emmett, Carlisle

HEEEEEEEELLO SUNSHINE! THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!

hello to you too, love.

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINEEE!! MY ONLY SUNSHINE!!! YOU MAKE ME HAPPY!!! SO VERY FINE! :D

okay… why do we do this anyways? we ARE in the same house… AND sitting next to each other…

CUZ WE'RE COOL LIKE THAT! FEAR OUR AWESOMENESS!! :D

riiiight…. what did you eat today?

umm….. idkaaay….

suuuure… did Emmett give you any sugar?

well, now that you mention it, he DID give me 10 bars of chocolate! AND A SUPER… COOL…AMAZING…MUFFIN!

oh great…. EMMETT! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Yeeees, oh amazing brother of mine? *asks innocently*

WHY ON EARTH DID YOU GIVE BELLA CHOCOLATE?!?! AND A MUFFIN?!?! YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS!!!

no… how does she get?

she gets all hyper!! just look! she's running around the house right now! while yelling, "THE CUPCAKES ARE OUT TO GET MEE!"

umm… I can explain that….

YO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT! SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

love, how did you manage to get the paper at human speed while running around the house??? o.o

IDKAAAY ACTUALLY!!! LOL!! XD

IM GONNA GET YOU BELLA!!!

--- meanwhile not in the note ---

"GET BACK HERE BELLA!! STOP RUNNING!" *trying to chase Bella and stop her without tackling her*

"NOOO!! YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE CUPCAKES TOO?!?! WELL YOU'LL NEVER GET ME EDWARD CULLEN!!! MUAHAHA!!!" *continues maniacal laughter and runs faster*

"I'M REALLY GONNA GET YOU!!!"

[while running] "Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
U can't touch this
U can't touch this

and…

DON'T TOUCH ME! NANANANANANANA!

DON'T TOUCH ME!" *SLAPS EDWARD WHO'S RIGHT BEHIND HER*

"OWW!! THAT HURT! EVEN FOR A VAMP LIKE ME! CARLISLE! WHERE'S THE TRANQUILIZER?!?!"

"I REALLY DON'T KNOW EDWARD!!"

"NOOO!! BELLA HAS IT!"

*still running and holding the tranquilizer dart* "oooo!!! what does this pointy thing do????" *pokes herself with it* "wooooow…. I'm feeling sleepy…" *collapses on the ground*

"well… at least that problem is solved."

AN: oh well… that is the first chapter. I need more ideas about what to write about. :P my friend came up with the don't touch me thing! XD I luv her 4 that! my other friends and I were trying to tickle her, and she started singing that! XD it's here theme song now whenever we try to poke her. HAHA! I need ideas on what to write about. im thinking about making weird and random twilight fanfics. :\ but I need ideas…