Kia Optima 2014 Commercial-Fish(HiJacked)
I in no way intend to make a profit from this. I do not own Kia, any Kia Optima 2014, any Kia commercial, How To Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, a bunny, or a bow. This is strictly for educational purposes only. And so I can put some HiJack fanfics out there. Thank You
Jack dashed into the car, carrying the cage and quickly-but carefully-depositing it into the passenger seat. He jumped in, started the new vehicle, and zoomed out of the parking lot. Green, green, green, yellow-no, no, no!-Red! Darn it! He huffed, then looked to the seat beside him once more, quickly running a hand through his hair from anxiety.
There in the seat beside him was a pink cage. It was about medium-sized, hay on the bottom and small pieces of half-chewed carrots hidden inside the cage. A grey rabbit nibbled eagerly on a fresh carrot, it's ear flickering once before abruptly turning and meeting Jack's gaze head on. Jack gave the bunny a once-over, reassuring himself that there weren't any marks that would make it look too different from their previous pet. Good. The lights changed to green and Jack pressed hard on the gas.
He expertly parked the car, opened the door, and got the rabbit cage all in one move-don't ask him how. Greeting his husband with a nod and a relieved smile, he gave the bunny a pink bow before he left it in another pink cage, this one bigger. He swerved to the side and turned all the way around just as the door opened.
A young girl of no more then eight years old walked up to the cage, a happy smile coming on as she saw her precious pet nibbling on some carrots. She blew a feather away from her face-her class had been making Indian hats today-before taking the rabbit out of the cage and nuzzling it happily. "Hi there Lily! How was your day? Mine was great!" She giggled happily.
Jack let out a small sigh of relief and walked off to get himself a well-needed glass of refreshing lemonade. As he walked by, Hiccup raised his hand up without even looking away from his laptop. They gave each other a high-five for a job well done. Another disaster prevented, thank MiM.
"Papa?"
"Yes, BT?"
"Why does Lily have a boy's wee-wee? She didn't have one yesterday. Is she sick or something?"
Jack blinked a couple times, then realization kicked in and dread settled on his shoulders. He turned to Hiccup, who was giving him the wide-eyed-how-did-you-screw-this-up-it-was-going-so-well-why-did-you-get-a-male-rabbit–what-was-even-going-through-your-mind-look.
"Uhhh…Why don't you let Daddy explain that, Bianca?"
The girl looked expectantly at her Daddy, and Hiccup promised himself to not make blueberry pancakes for a whole week, no matter how many times Jack would beg.
Henceforth, 'Aster' became the new addition to the family. The pink bow was promptly replaced for a blue one the very next day, after Baby Tooth understood what happened and was no longer crying oceans of tears-and making her parents' feel horrible because how-could-they-do-this-to-her-she-loved-Lily-why-did-she-have-to-just-go-like-that-how-could-they?!
Get a new Kia Optima 2014 now. It can avoid disasters like these.
(That's not guaranteed.)
I don't know about bunnies and it looks like hay on the bottom of their cages so I used hay. I know I'm wrong.[Someone please tell me what it is?]