"what the hell do you think you're doing on my laptop, herobrine?" "..." "whoops, forgot you need the text box to speak...ok! so again, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?" "I decided that you're ready to start doing stories." "what!? but I'm a horrible writer!" "I dissagree my low-self asteemed friend, you remember some of your past work?" "yeah, yeah, I'll get on with the fic now." " you also might want to make a way so that these...people know who's speaking." "*sigh, aaaalll riiigghht. On with this story!"
CHAPTER 1...it's a chapter, if you want a badass title, imagine one yourself.
so! bio's for o.c.s are in my profile...sooner or later.
BEGIN! the T.V. deafeningly shouted as me and brine began the match. "DAMMIT, HEROBRINE, next time you're done with whatever you do on the T.V., could you at least turn the volume down?" brine "It's none of your concern what I do with the T.V." mariter "...ok... ON WITH THE MATCH!" basically, what happened because you most likely don't give a shit, herobrine hacked the game, I lost the game, got pissed off, we got in a fight, and now I have to deal with cleaning the mess we created. ANYWAY! mariter "well, great, now I have to go and copy paste the house AGAIN. you know how ANNOYING it is to manage that on earth? pretty damn annoying!" brine "even though it only takes about 3.28 seconds?" mariter "well, yes. but that's not the point! *sigh well, let's see. what's a good game that we can play BESIDES brawl, since somebody had to be a cheap ass?" brine. "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" mariter "get kirby over here and sword practice?" "no...play minecraft!" mariter "no." brine "If you do, I'll give you a cookie." mariter "...no! must resist!" brine "*sigh, you can bring kirby if you want." mariter mind 'cookie + minecraft - trololo king = ...no. cookie + minecraft - trololo king + kirby =" mariter " allllriiight." brine "alright, let's get going!" mariter "kirby!" "POYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" kirby shouted as he came tumbling down the stairs. (whoops, should probably translate kirby's unique speech.) kirby "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! THAT HURTS!" jeez, kirby, stuff like that happens all the time, there's no reason for that kind of language." kirby "not that, there's a f*cking sword of darkness in my f*cking back!" mariter "oh... go visit good then, before we go." kirby "go where?" brine "minecraft, of course. where the hell do you think?" kirby "the backyard to train of course!" herobrine "oh... well, are we going, or not?" mariter "we're coming, we're coming. alright, let's see if I can find this app. alright, transporters, maybe? no. in the kirby section? nope. teleporters? ooof course not. OH! duh, minecraft-related! all right, let's do this! launch!
CHAPTER 1...it's a chapter, if you want a badass title, imagine one yourself.
so! bio's for o.c.s are in my profile...sooner or later.
BEGIN! the T.V. deafeningly shouted as me and brine began the match. "DAMMIT, HEROBRINE, next time you're done with whatever you do on the T.V., could you at least turn the volume down?" brine "It's none of your concern what I do with the T.V." mariter "...ok... ON WITH THE MATCH!" basically, what happened because you most likely don't give a shit, herobrine hacked the game, I lost the game, got pissed off, we got in a fight, and now I have to deal with cleaning the mess we created. ANYWAY! mariter "well, great, now I have to go and copy paste the house AGAIN. you know how ANNOYING it is to manage that on earth? pretty damn annoying!" brine "even though it only takes about 3.28 seconds?" mariter "well, yes. but that's not the point! *sigh well, let's see. what's a good game that we can play BESIDES brawl, since somebody had to be a cheap ass?" brine. "are you thinking what I'm thinking?" mariter "get kirby over here and sword practice?" "no...play minecraft!" mariter "no." brine "If you do, I'll give you a cookie." mariter "...no! must resist!" brine "*sigh, you can bring kirby if you want." mariter mind 'cookie + minecraft - trololo king = ...no. cookie + minecraft - trololo king + kirby =" mariter " allllriiight." brine "alright, let's get going!" mariter "kirby!" "POYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" kirby shouted as he came tumbling down the stairs. (whoops, should probably translate kirby's unique speech.) kirby "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! THAT HURTS!" jeez, kirby, stuff like that happens all the time, there's no reason for that kind of language." kirby "not that, there's a f*cking sword of darkness in my f*cking back!" mariter "oh... go visit good then, before we go." kirby "go where?" brine "minecraft, of course. where the hell do you think?" kirby "the backyard to train of course!" herobrine "oh... well, are we going, or not?" mariter "we're coming, we're coming. alright, let's see if I can find this app. alright, transporters, maybe? no. in the kirby section? nope. teleporters? ooof course not. OH! duh, minecraft-related! all right, let's do this! launch!
"continue?...well, should I?" "i'd say that was pretty good." "i'm not sure, brine. I'm gonna leave it up to the readers." "if that's your choice, then go along with it." "thanks, brine."your welcome." "alright, you, reading this, how do you like it? is it good, is it bad, could it use some improvement's, what? if you only say horrible negative things, shut up, I don't give a shit. but yeah, if you're not trolling, review, please!