Disclaimer: You really think Orochimaru would celebrate christmas? Psh, yeah right. In case you didn't notice, I'm NOT Kishimoto (it might have to do with the fact that I'm not a guy)
NOTE: I know that Kimimaro and Sasuke can't possibly be alive at the same time, but whatever. They just are.
START STORY:
12/21, Orochimaru's Place
Kimimaro: "Orochimaru-sama..."
"What?"
"Lets actually do a proper christmas celebration this year...
FLASHBACK no JUTSU! [rat, horse, monkey, rat, dragon] (A/N random handsigns...)
ONE YEAR AGO...
"NO, No, nonononoooooooooo!" Orochimaru sighed. Seriously, how hard can it be to put up christmas lights? Oh, right, now Konoha knows where the lair is. Darn.
TWO YEARS AGO...
Kidoumaru is walking into a shop somewhere when suddenly he gets kicked out. "SPIDER!" Insert angry shopkeeper with broom
A LONG TIME AGO WITH THE AKATSUKI...
Hidan: "This $*** goes against my f&^* religion! Insert ridiculous amount of swearing
Deidara; "Sasori no danna, un. Do you think we should celebrate it, un?"
"No, it isn't eternal. Unless you have a present that admits art is eternal."
"Art is a bang, un. Not eternal, un."
Insert long arguing and Orochimaru bashing head
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU KAI!
..."
Orochimaru remembers the horrors of those Christmas celebrations and shudders. Fine, but if anything goes wrong its your fault Kimimaro!
"Hai!"
5 HOURS LATER
Sound 4 and Sasuke were arguing, correction, Sound 4 was arguing, Sasuke was thinking and glaring...
SASUKE POV:
This is the guy I ran to to get me power? Oh, god, what was I on at the time? ITACHI! this is all your fault!
Itachi is sneaking up on the stores to steal some Pocky which was on sale and sneezed. Looking around, he sees noone there, so he continues to get his precious pocky
What was I thinking coming here? The people are worse than NARUTO!... Why didn't I just let some other Sannin train me? Kami-sama help me survive this madness.
NORMAL POV:
"I'm better at supplying music, fcker!"
"Baka, its SOUND village."
"Kabuto, can you cut down a tree?"
"You do that, fatass."
"Kidoumaru, untangle the #$%^&* wire!"