It was a dark and stormy night, Drake had finished pounding the local slutbag in San Diego.
"Hey Josh, check out this new hip candy I found, yo!" Drake exclaimed.
"Drake, you bumbling hooligan, that isn't candy, that is methamphetamine which is for fucking nerds" Josh replied intimately.
"You're the fucking nerd, you nerd"
After arguing about the meth for 2 minutes, they both came up with ideas.
"We can use this meth and throw it at people." Drake said.
"Or...We can do the just thing and hand it over to the police"
"That's fucking kosher, I'm a rebel, we should make more of this and sell it." Drake proposed.
"Drake, are you out of your mind?"
"No, I'm just peachy, faggot" Drake felt attacked by Josh's remarks.
While they were both bickering, Megan overheard it all
"Guys, you're both a bunch of boobs, we can all become millionaires of this shit." Megan said
"But Megan" Drake rebutted "You already have millions off of iCarly, the new hit show now on Nickelodeon watch now audience please." Drake subliminally advertised.
"But I wanna make more, I can never have enough of that green shit."
"I have a guy that can give you some" Drake offered
"Not that green stuff, I mean money."
While they were talking, Josh vanished as we already asked Craig and Eric on how to make meth.
"You simply put the lime in the coconut" Eric said
"And then…"
"And then what?" Josh asked
"Listen closely" Eric said "This is the most important part"
Josh leaned closer to make sure he hears Erics lessons
"You take the lime, put it in the coconut, and shake it all up"
"That's how you make meth" Craig reassured to Josh
"Thanks Craig and Eric, I'll give you a share if we make any money, you can fuck Mindy as payment"
"Score!" Craig and Eric proclaim in unison.
Josh returns to Drake and Megan with the good news.
"We can start cooking now, we just need somewhere to do it inconspicuously" Josh advised.
"Josh, we don't wanna be racist here, this a PG fanfiction" Drake also advised.
"He didn't say anything racist ya Galoomba" Megan told Drake
Drake began to sniffle a little bit realizing the error of his ways.