The following are parody trailers I thought were funny. Enjoy!

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There was once a place,

Shows Castle Rock sign.

Where four boys,

Close up on Gordie, Chris, Teddy, and Vern spitting in the can.

Would go on an adventure,

Shows railroad tracks, then forest, then Teddy on the fence screaming at Milo.

To find a dead body.

Close up on dead Romeo from Romeo and Juliet and you can hear offstage River Phoenix screaming "WRONG MOVIE!"

River Phoenix

Shows Chris crying.

Leonardo DiCaprio

"He's NOT IN THIS MOVIE!" a still offstage River Phoenix screams at the crew showing a close up of blue eyed, blonde haired Leo.

And Clint Eastwood

Shows Clint Eastwood from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Then it shows River clamping his hand over his face. "Why do I even try with these morons?" he mutters.

Star In

"Please be right." River pleads.

The Bad Romeo Stands By Ugly Me

"OH MY GOD! THAT'S INSULTING! HOW COULD YOU?" River shouts.

The screen goes black and you can hear breaking glass, crashing sounds, and River cursing.

Coming soon to a theater near you