A/N: I've recently started band camp and well….I can't tell you but so I'll just write it for you! By the way, this actually happened with my friend and I. Totally hilarious!

Reviews are always gratefully appreciated!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters.

Warning: Yaoi (malexmale), crude language, alternate universe, provocative positions

Rated: T

Pairing: Kakashi Hatake & Naruto Uzumaki

Summary: Kakashi always knew Naruto could be a little gay...but seriously? Jesus, he was seriously regretting ever becoming head Band Director for Konoha High. Hanging with a bunch of lunatics literally made him want to bang his head against a nearby wall. Preferably made of brick.

Band Camp Fun

Day 1

"Ah, Omoi…don't push it in like that!"

Sweat trickled down two heated bodies; one chocolate-hued and the other sun-kissed.

"I wouldn't have to if you would just push out!"

Dark eyes glared down at the heaving blond lying on the ground.

"But it huuuurrrttss!"

Omoi rolled his eyes at the loud whine.

"Just hold out a bit longer…we're close to finishing." He grunted and pushed forward. Naruto winced and whimpered in pain, clenching his eyes shut.

"Itaiii! Get off Omoi!" The blond shouted, grasping tendrils of silky grass lying beneath him and pulling them out in his agony. God he was going to be sore in the morning.

"No! We're almost there!"

Omoi tightened his hold around the ankle in his hand and pushed the lean leg forward a bit more. Jesus, how far could Naruto stretch it?

"Kakashi-sensei make him stop!"

A sole, bored dark eye turned to regard him for a moment before going back to reading his little orange book. He stood beside the pair, amused beyond belief at their display they were presenting to the entire band. Almost all eyes were on them, having already been done with the stretch exercise of their hamstrings.

But of course, the two knuckle-heads that partnered up wanted to see who could stretch the farthest. Morons.

Kakashi shook his head when Naruto began to whimper, tear-laced blue eyes locking with Omoi's dark ones. Woop, the band director thought, he's done for.

Nobody could resist Naruto's puppy-dog eyes. Not even him.

Omoi immediately dropped the blond's leg and fell down to his knees, grasping narrow shoulders and pulling his friend up to squeeze the living daylights out of him. Anime tears trailed down his mocha-colored cheeks as he pushed it against Naruto's scarred ones.

"Naruto-chan! I'm sorry!" He wailed pathetically which in return made Naruto begin to bawl as well, hugging his spiky, white-haired friend close to him.

"Omoi!"

Kakashi sweat-dropped as did the surrounding band members.

Here we go again…

"Naruto!"

"Omoi!"

"NARUTO!"

"OMOI!"

"NARU-"

"YOSH! I CAN FEEL THE FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNING IN YOU TWO! SUCH DISPLAY OF MANLY AFFECTION IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT MY DEAR FRIENDS! WE SHOULD ALL TAKE THIS TIME TO SHOW OUR YOUTHFUL APPRECIATION TO OUR FELLOW PARTNER! NEJI-"

"Get the fuck away from me."

"TENTEN-"

"I'll kill you."

Lee faltered and gazed hopefully at Sakura who stood off to the side, flute in hand. She glared at him and he flinched, immediately shutting up.

"Naruto-chan…"

They turned back to the scene of 'manly affection' and Kakashi almost face-palmed, almost.

Omoi knelt to the ground, grasping Naruto's tan hand in both of his as he stood in front of the dark-skinned male (did they sketch this shit or something because Kakashi could have sworn they were on the ground earlier). His dark eyes gazed up the sniffling blond, black irises glazing over with unshed tears.

"Naruto-chan…please forgive me!"

The blond nodded his head vigorously and flung himself into Omoi's awaiting arms.

Kakashi looked around bewilderingly, having just taken notice at the sparkly stars and light hues of blue, pink, yellow, and green surrounded them.

How did they do this shit?

They were worse than Gai and Lee with their stupid sunset and crashing waves!

The silver-haired band director groaned as he watched the rambunctious pair embrace each other tightly. Jesus, he knew Naruto had his gay moments but seriously?

Both friends sobbed in one another's arms, Omoi's trumpet and Naruto's saxophone lay forgotten in the paint-streaked grass.

So much for Yamato's stretching routine, Kakashi thought.

A/N: I was bored so shuddup. Hope this made you laugh somewhat.