I'm back! Heres a new story!
In my poll The Mystical Cullen Diaries had a lead (its not to late to vote though!) so I decided to start it today in honor of Jackson Rathbone's b-day! I would have posted chapter for Oh the Irony but its still not quite finished (don't worry its almost there)
Disclaimer: I am all out of creative ways to say I do not own it
By the way most of this is completely random
On with chapter 1
Jasper's Diary
Public
1:43 pm
Lmao, today I made Carlisle fall in love with Edward... Again!
Haha, suckers
Jasper
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Edward
Response to Jasper's Diary
1:49 pm
That was cruel and unusual punishment Jasper!
He practically crawled on my lap!
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Carlisle
Response to Jasper's Diary
1:50 pm
Excuse me! I had no choice. I was just casually watching television then the urge hit me to kiss you... wait no! Thats not what I meant!
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Edward
Response to Jasper's Diary
1:52 pm
Creeper!
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Edward's Diary
Public
2:00 pm
Damnit! I picked Bella up and tried to jump out the window but somebody shut it... then we kinda fell to the ground. she landed on me but I think she's got a broken wrist...
Oops.
Edward
p.s. I am so glad this has a private setting, nobody needs to know about this...
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Bella
Response to Edward's Diary
2:05pm
Edward your entry is set to public...
my wrist is broken tyvm
-frowney face-
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Emmett
Response to Edward's Diary
2:06pm
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Edward fall down go boom!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am so funny
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Edward
Response to Edward's Diary
2:07 pm
Okay I have to watch for that private/public button but now that I assume you all know, I would like to know, who shut the windows!?
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Esme
Response to Edward's Diary
2:10pm
I suppose its possible that I forgot to open them after I was done cleaning...
Sorry!
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Esme's Diary
Private
6:47 am
I am really really bored. Carlisle is out hunting to I have nothing to do :(
Hmm, I could always ground someone. Now... where's Edward?
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Edward's Diary
Public
6:52 am
Esme why am I grounded? You didn't even give me a valid reason!
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Esme
Response to Edward's Diary
6:53 am
Yes I did
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Edward
Resonse to Edward's Diary
6:56 am
Breathing your air is not a valid reason
-grumbles-
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Alice's Diary
Private
1:23 pm
Lmao in about 3 minutes Edward will be picking his nose
mwhahahaha
I'm going to go get my camcorder
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Edward's Diary
Public
1:29 pm
I swear! I was not picking my nose! It was itchy, it's not my fault!
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Bella
Response to Edward's Diary
1:35 pm
Vampire's can itch?
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Edward
Response to Edward's Diary
1:37 pm
not helping...
~~~~Slight Breaking Dawn Spoilers Ahead!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Renesmee's Diary
Public
4:01 pm
Dear Diary, Mommy and Daddy both think I need to learn about the 'appropriate' things to show people but I already know that stuff! it was an accident! I mean c'mon you accidentally show your parents making love once and suddenly your America's most wanted. Dad's making me show him exactly what i'm gonna show the other person first AND i'm not allowed to show people things when he's not around. Come on! I'm sure Jacob will get over it it was one person!
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Edward
Response to Renesmee's Diary
4:20 pm
But Nessie, if you showed Jacob that means that the second he turns to a wolf all of the pack gets to see! Thats why your in trouble, i'm sure Sam or Embry or someone does not want to see that
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Renesmee
Response to Renesmee's Diary
4:23 pm
All of them will see?
oops.
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So? how was it? please lemme know.
I am fresh out of idea's so if you got an idea PM it to me and I will put it in ;)
The concluding chapter to Oh the Irony will be up soon
please review and dont forget to vote in my poll!