I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. I openly laughed. Out loud. Okay, I admit it, some of these have legitimate entertainment value. For all the wrong reasons.
Evil tyrant D'Void, who had successfully conquered the Null Void and come through to Earth to do roughly the same thing, only funnier, ended up roaming the streets of Bellwood aimlessly for hours, causing random chaos and Godzilla-esque chase scenes.
"I wonder how long this will last before something utterly ridiculous its its absurdity happens for the sake of personal comedy no one else but OP will find hysterical. Or perhaps for for disturbingly prevalent and narrowly themed fetish purposes which again only OP and their accommodating associates will personally enjoy," D'Void said loudly while holding up a watch and observing it.
His ugly baby Mary Sue Null Guardian shriek-sobbed hysterically.
"That didn't take very long," D'Void exclaimed.
The thing shriek-sobbed at him again, more aggressively.
He lowered the watch and slumped his posture. "Oh, hello my precious annoying Sue baby who only exists to fulfill a rigidly recurrent themed and painfully obvious author fantasy. Now what delightfully idiotic shenanigans have you gotten into and dragged me along with, by proxy of me being your unfortunate canonical dick attachment?"
She opened her stinking tooth filled maw.
"What the heck? You've got...cavities," he said, dumbfounded. He then went back into Proper Character™. "Oh, I mean...goodness me! You've been eating too many sweets! Because that's obviously what the Null Guardians do. They eat human food. And act just like humans. In almost every way. Especially stereotypical accounts of children and young teenagers. you know how they love candy and sweets. It's oh so wacky and delightful and limitlessly entertaining!"
The baby Sue thing gagged and shrieked. It puked up half a wedding cake. Including the little plastic groom and groom that had once been atop it. It was a gay wedding cake. It had rainbow frosting and everything.
And then...and then...
And then.
Oh, good lord. This is brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean HILARIOUSLY ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Obviously.
D'Void...
Took his Mary Sue baby Null Guardian to an Earth based dental office.
Not even to a veterinarian. A human dental office.
"Um, yeah, I don't get it either," declared the horrified dentist as he trembled in the back of his workspace. "I...I don't know what to do here...for this...giant, freakish unknown animal...alien...thing I have never up until this point in my life witnessed before!" He began to shake. "W-what exactly do you want me to DO for it?"
"Repair its cavities, duh," D'Void stated.
"But...why...would you even come to regular HUMAN dental office? Why wouldn't you try to go to a veterinary hospital?" he inquired timidly.
D'Void shrugged. "How the hell should I know? I didn't write the original. I'm just in the parody of it. I go with the flow, man. I don't question the logic. Mostly because there isn't any." He pointed his finger into the terrified man's face. "NOW FIX MY ADORABLE AND EVER PRESENT MARY SUE BEAST, OR DIE A VIOLENT DEATH!"
"Oh, God, please no! I have a wife and three kids," he begged.
The dentist attempted to fill the massive cavities of the shrieking, hideous synthetic alien beast while avoiding getting his arms torn off and devoured. Needless to say, it didn't work out so well.
The baby-Sue monstrosity sobbed hysterically and held D'Void's hand in its slimy tentacle. Ha ha, yeah. Okay. Sure. It's cute, we get it. Even though it's not.
"This is completely fucked for logic, but I've read worse," D'Void said. He shuddered. "So much worse."
Oh, I'm sure one day we'll get to the hilarious yaoi fetish porn. One day.
For our collective sakes, let's hope not.
THE END