Also known as "Eragon if George Lucas is hired as director."2
SCENE ONE:
Eragon: I'm tired of never going anywhere.
Egg: poof APPEARS
Eragon: Oh, look! An egg! I WILL follow in the way of my father.
SAPHIRA: HATCHES to HELP Eragon who FAINTS a lot
SCENE TWO:
Eragon: Oh, no! The cabin!
Brom: Follow your dreams. Become a rider.
Eragon: But my...
Brom: They would have slaughtered you too.
Eragon: Who are they?
SCENE THREE:
Eragon: Oh no! Stormtr- I mean URGALS!
Brom: Trust your feelings
Eragon: Does so Blasts Urgals
Saphira: HELPS Eragon
SCENE FOUR:
Eragon: At last! You killed my father, er.. uncle...
Raz'zac: No Eragon, I am yo..
Eragon: FAINTS
COMMERCIAL:
Angela: Is your life lacking meaninig? Do you feel stupid all the time? Do you even have a life? If not, read my book TOADS IS TOADS. It will make you feel intellegent.
SCENE FOUR:
MURTAGH: Hey kid.
Eragon: Ow.
Murtagh: Don't get cocky. This ain't like blasting Urgals with your super anti-intuitive sense of situations.
Eragon: Oh.
Brom: You're the only hope. No, wait. There is another. Wash this dirt away from my hand.
Eragon: You were once a Rider, too, weren't you! Did you know my father?
Brom: Yes, he was a great general. He was killed by a Dark Rider named Darth Morzan.
Eragon: Are you okay?
Brom: I'm going to die, but other than that I feel perfectly fine.
Eragon: BROM!
Brom: Use the Dragon, Eragon!
Eragon: BROM!
Brom: Run, Eragon.
Saphira: HELPS Eragon
Eragon: RUNS, GETS CAPTURED, FAINTS
SCENE FIVE:
Eragon: Ah! I can't use magic. Oh well, at least there is nice well cooked, unpoisoned food for me to eat.
SCENE SIX:
Eragon: Oh, wait. This food IS poisoned. I won't eat. ESCAPES That was easy.
Durza: hehehe
Eragon: I have a bad feeling about this.
Murtagh: DUCK! SHOOTS arrow
Durza: oof DISAPPEARS
Eragon: Oh, pretty lady. I will rescue her because she happens to be a beautiful elf with a special symbol just like the one on my magical ring.
Saphira: HELPS Eragon
SCENE SEVEN:
Eragon: Ooh, desert.
SCENE EIGHT
Eragon: Ooh, mountains.
Murtagh: I must leave.
Eragon: No. You can't
Murtagh: Okay
SCENE NINE:
Eragon: Oh no, Urgals!
Murtagh: I'll fight them!
Saphira: HELPS Eragon
Orik: Follow me. I will lead you to the cave of wonders.
SCENE TEN:
Twins: Let us inside your mind
Eragon: No
Murtagh: No
Eragon: Ow. Okay!
Saphira: HELPS Eragon
Murtagh: No
Twins: You are evil. We will destroy you.
Eragon: No, take the pretty lady. Save her. It is your destiny. FAINTS (I think)
SCENE ELEVEN:
Orik: Don't go down the big slide
SCENE TWELVE: Ajihad: A big battle is brewing
SCENE THIRTEEN:
Orik: Don't go down the big slide
SCENE FOURTEEN:
BIG BATTLE
SCENE FIFTEEN:
Eragon: GOES DOWN big slide WHEE! thump
SCENE SIXTEEN:
SAPHIRA: HELPS Eragon
Eragon: stab
Durza: I'm dying... I really was a good person...
Eragon: FAINTS
SCENE SEVENTEEN:
Weird strange leader: Come to me, Eragon
Eragon: Okay
THE END(Until next time.)
Notes:
1. I actually am a rather large fan of Eragon, as you can see by my links. This was a poor attempt at humour rather than a blatant attack on the book.
2. Ditto, only include Star Wars rather than Eragon.