Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all stuff involved with him is not mine. So there.

QS: I decided to write, sort of balled-style, the happenings of Harry Potter in poem form… in assorted poems. This is the second, and I hope you enjoy it.

Title: Strange Happenings

Author: Sere G If you write, put 'Fanfic'

in the subject, please. This will prevent it from being sorted into the junk.

Fandom: Harry Potter

Years passed by

in which poor lonely Harry was treated as a slave.

As almost ten years passed by

the Dursleys saw no reason to treat him nice for even a day.

They almost always hid Harry from the world.

Most didn't know there was a second child in that house.

He was their bane, he was their shame.

When company called he had to be quiet as a mouse.

Harry lived in the cupboard under the stairs,

never having a room to call his own.

Now Dudley, his cousin, had two rooms.

Truly, happiness to Harry was nearly unknown.

Weird things sometimes happened around Harry,

Strange things he swore he didn't do

When his aunt shaved his head his hair grew back in a day…

and as for his teacher's hair, he somehow turned it blue.

He shrunk a sweater,

teleported to the top of the school's roof

got greeted by several unusual people

who, when he looked again, were gone like they'd went poof.

And then on his cousin's birthday,

when with the Dursleys to the zoo he went…

He found himself having a most unusual interaction…

a conversation with a serpent.

And right then when he was shoved

by Piers, a best friend of Dudley,

Harry simply blinked and, next thing you knew,

the glass of the cage was gone and the serpent was free.

Yes, though he couldn't help it,

it was quite plain to see…

Strange happenings happened sometimes,

more often than not related somehow to Harry.

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