"Stop laughing! It's not funny!" Yang was doubled over laughing her ass off while Blake looked at Sun sympathetically.

"I'm surprised you came to us about this issue, and even more surprised you thought Yang wouldn't laugh."

"It's not like I had any other option!" Sun defended moodily. Kicking at the ground.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry" Yang giggled, straightening up and putting a hand on her girlfriends shoulder to support herself. "It's just, you're Sun Wukong, you're all suave and mister smooth and now, and now you're coming to us, me and Blake for love advice."

"Not to encourage her, but I agree, why us? I told you how we got together right?"

"Yeah yeah, Yang isn't subtle and she all but screamed it in your face in Chinese or whatever, ran off and hid and you spent thirty minutes in the library trying figure out what the hell she said."

"Exactly, Hardly romantic, and definitely not a good way to go about it" Blake rolled her eyes as Yang giggled on, now resting her forehead against her shoulder.

"buuuut you said yes." Sun pointed out.

"Yeah kitten, you did say yes and now you're stuck with me for life!" Yang exclaimed, picking up a squirming Blake around her waist and twirling around.

"Put me down!" Yang obliged and set the Faunus down. "Now, even though Yang is useless I think I can still help you."

"you would think, with all those… ahem 'romance' novels you read." Blake turned dark instantly and rounded on Yang, yanking on her ear. "o wow o wow uncle uncle!" yang shouted swatting useless at the hand that held her in place.

"Anyways, try this…"

Sun fidgeted with his gloves as he waited. "C'mon this is easy, it's just Neptune, and he's not going to bite. Actually I kinda hope he does…." Sun trailed off as a blush lit up his cheeks. So lost in his head he didn't notice a certain blue haired gentleman walking his way. "I wonder if he'll bite his lip…"

"Wonder if who bites his lip?" Neptune asked, just behind Sun.

"SONOFA!" Sun swore whirling around. Upon noticing who it was talking to him Sun's brain shut down and in utter panic did something Yang would mock him for years and years from now and Make Blake and Neptune face-palm and sigh at their chosen life partners.

"HI NEPTUNE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU WE SHOULD MAKE OUT!" he blurted. In a rush, his words running together in his panic.

"Sorry dude, what?" Neptune asked, brows furrowed in confusion. Sun stared in horror, unable to move or speak in sheer mortification. "Wait, did you just say we should make out? And that… you're in love with me?" Neptune didn't look disgusted, just, incredibly confused. Sun blushed so red he put a fire truck to shame.

"Uhhh, Yes?"

"Okay cool, wanna go find somewhere quiet to make out?" Neptune didn't seem the least bit ruffled, in fact, he looked, excited?

"Okay?"

"Yeah, okay, I was wondering if you'd ever tell me." Sun's jaw hit the floor.

"You Knew!?" Before Neptune could say anything else Yang's loud raucous laughter drowned them out.

"Oh my god Sun! You should see your face! I can't believe you did the exact opposite of what Blakey said and copied me. OH my god you should see your face!" Sun blushed ever harder.

"God damnit it Yang!" he shouted as he took off after a still cackling Yang. Blake stepped up next to Neptune.

"We're dating morons." Blake said with a hint a smile.

"Yeah, but they're our morons."