It's a baby!
(h/c) – Hair color
(e/c) – Eye color
(f/c) – Favorite color
~…Baby Love…~
The circus tent was full of faceless people along with the Role Holders, some were looking annoyed because they do not want to be there and some were looking very bored waiting for time to pass as the event continues.
"Haaaa!" Ace sighed out loud on purpose annoying the Queen of Hearts sitting beside him, "This is sooo boriiing!" He laid his head back not caring about the performance in the ring any more.
"Silence you fool!" Vivaldi hissed at the idiot knight, "As much as we do not want to be here, this is an event held by Joker. We must follow the rules."
"Rules are stupid!" Ace grinned like an idiot, "I hate this. I'd rather be somewhere else. Those creepy clowns in that ring make me want to slice them into pieces." He hummed for some reason.
Peter glares at Ace for making too much noise, "Then leave, you're annoying me with your whining."
"Hmm~", Ace turned his head to the side towards Peter, "I would really love to but can I chop that head of yours first~?" He chuckled but his crimson eyes were cold and deadly. "Your white and fluffy ears make me to want to rip it off from that head of yours too."
"Do you want to die?!" Peter growled and his watch turned into a gun. "Just say yes and I'll blow that head of yours."
"Ahahaha! I'm too young and beautiful to die Mr. Rabbit!" Ace laughed but his hand was inching closer to his sword by hanging from his side, "would you like to die first?"
"Silence both of you!" Vivaldi angrily shouted causing the two to shut up in an instant, "We do not want to see this performance any longer but so those both of you arguing like idiots!"
"Um…" The king who was sitting on the back row tried to utter a word to stop them from arguing but was ignored by the three, "…never mind." Poor king, when will he ever have a change to speak without getting ignored?
Ace covered his coldness with a smile, "Sorry Queen, I'll stop and be the good guy. Ahahahaha!"
"Hey!" Peter shouted but Vivaldi glared at him that says 'one more word and your head will roll off. Bastard! He bit his lower lip and turned his attention back to the ring but he never turned his gun back into a watch, he kept it tight in his hand ready to shoot the faceless kids in the ring that annoyed him more than the knight beside him.
Not too far from them was the Hatter Family. Blood's head was resting on the right palm of his hand and tapping his index finger on his lap very slowly while watching the performers with pure boredom. This is wasting my time he sighed a little I have to agree with the Knight. The rules are stupid.
"Wow! Look at that brother!" Dee shouted, pointing his finger at one of the little girl, "Isn't she cool!"
"Yeah, I would love to cut her with my knife and see what she'll do."
"Me too!"
Dum looks at his brother with bright eyes, "Brother, you and I think alike!"
"I know brother!"
"Shut up you two!" Elliot lightly smacked the twins on the head, "Just watch and don't say a word. Damn kids!.
"Shut up chicky rabbit!" Dum sticks out his tongue at the orange headed hare, "You're just mad cause you didn't finish your work before we got here."
"Yeah! Stupid rabbit!" Dee said mockingly. They sure do love to piss the man.
"Why you…" Elliot's right eye twitched and his right hand turned into a fist, I'm gonna kill these two.
Watching these three argue is better than watching those faceless workers in the ring, Blood thought looking at his three minions in front of him. If only I could shoot those faceless with my machine gun. That will really bright up my day. He eyed the workers again and a faint smile formed on his face, imagining the scream and blood of faceless people as shoots them with his machine gun.
"Aren't they so lively?" Boris grinned, his tail swishing side to side as he watch his two friends annoy Elliot.
"Want some more popcorn, Boris?" Gowland asked holding a big bucket of buttery popcorn.
"No thanks, old man."
"What about you Julius, want some?" Gowland said and turned his head to his right side to see Julius with an expressionless face staring at the ring.
"You asked me that questions many times now Gowland, and my answer is the same. No." Julius sighed and crossed his arms over his chest. "I need to get back to my territory and finish repairing the clocks."
"Oh, come now, Julius!" Gowland laughed and patted Julius on the back with his butter covered hand. "You have to enjoy this kind of event sometimes; you can't all be grouchy all the time. Hey, this might turn out into something really interesting y'know." He grinned once more, still patting Julius on the back leaving a stain of butter.
In the back of the tent White Joker was smiling and looking at the role holders talking none stop, ruining his show, "My, those role holders sure are a pain," he said coldly under his breath, his red wine eye narrowing dangerously. If looks could kill those role holders would be dead by now.
"Tch, tell me about it."
"Hm," White blinked and turned his body back to see his counterpart looking ahead at role holders, "Ohh, what are you doing out here? You usually stay in the prison when we have an event."
"I have some time to waste," Black replied, "I've finished my round and killed some prisoners that needed to die today."
"You didn't have to tell me that," White rolled his eye but he smiling.
"Whatever."
"Well then I'll be going now to end this show," White said.
"Yeah, yeah," Black shooed White before turning his body to the exit. I really didn't want to be here but for some reason I felt like I should as if something is going to happen….but what?
~…Baby Love…~
The show ended and everyone went out of the tent for some fresh air, "Finally, freedom!" Ace shouted his arms pumped up in the air, "I can breathe again!"
"This fool," Vivaldi sighed. There are times when she just wants to smack the knight on the head and this is one of those times. She was about to smack the knight with her staff but a certain ring leader stopped her.
"Thank you all for coming today." White kindly said, "Did you all enjoy the show?"
"Yep!" Both Dee and Dum gave a thumbs-up at the ring leader.
"It was cool." Boris said standing behind the twins to keep them away from Elliot.
"Thank you." White bowed his head.
"By the way I noticed that your counterpart was here. It's a little surprising to see him in the circus tent with you." Blood said looking at White with an uninterested look.
White looked at Blood and smiled, "Oh, yes he was here. I don't know where he went though. I guess he went back to the pri-"
"WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!" A loud cry came from the forest causing everyone flinched. That was Black's voice?
"What was that?!" Boris asks shooting his head towards the forest, "Was that Black?!"
"That was cool!" Dee shot his head up to Boris, "He should do it again!"
"I don't think so," Boris said placing his hand over Dee's head.
"Yeah and he'll kill you," Elliot said gripping his rabbit ears. That was like a girl scream.
"I never heard him scream like that before." Blood grinned, amused at the sound of Black screaming, "I guess he must have seen something that scared him."
"Then let's all go and find Mr. Joker!" Ace happily said his index finger pointing towards the forest, "I bet it's a bear! We'll have an adventure!"
"If it's a bear he wouldn't scream like that," Julius sighed as he followed Ace from behind.
It did not take them long to find Black on the ground, he looked like he just seen a ghost but ghost do not scare the warden.
"What are you doing?" White asked as he got closer to Black.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT DOING IN MY FOREST?!" Black shouted and he pointed his right index finger towards a small light brown basket not too far from them lying beside a tree.
"What?" White raised an eyebrow and turned his head towards the direction his counterpart was pointing. The others did the same. "It's just a basket, Black."
"THERE'S A SHIT INSIDE!"
White sighed before making his way over to the basket, "You mean there's poop inside?" He crouched down and pulled up the lid of the wooden basket but when he did his eye shot wide open and dropped the lid back down hitting the "shit/poop (you)" which caused you to cry out loud since he woke you up from your sleep, "Ah! S-sorry!" He quickly took the lid again and throws it to the side as far as he can. It's a baby! He didn't know what to do, if he touches you, you'll cry, if he does not touch you, you'll still cry.
"Waaahhhhhh!" You wailed, trashing inside the little white blanket wrap around your small, fragile body. From the trashing around because White accidently drop the lid on you, the little (f/c) bonnet on your tiny head fell to the side revealing your beautiful short (h/c). "Waaaaaah!
"Ah, don't cry!" White started to panic inside finally pulled you out from the basket, What am I going to do?! This baby won't stop crying!
"Holy shit! Is that a baby?!" Elliot exclaimed after hearing you cry.
Vivaldi runs to White and looks down, "Oh my god, it is a baby!" she quickly covered her mouth with her hands.
"It's a girl." Boris said his eyes widening.
Dee looks at Boris with curious eyes, "How do you know?"
"I can smell her scent." Boris replied.
"Awwww! It's a cute little baby~" Ace squealed, jumping up and down like a little kid, "She's soooo cute!"
"What is that germ?!" Peter screamed.
"What the heck?" Blood frowned upon seeing you in White's arms. Please don't tell me that baby is a foreigner. I refuse to fall in love with a baby.
"THAT SHIT THING MUST GO!" Black shouted still sitting on the ground, "I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU PUT IT JUST NOT IN MY TERRITORY!"
"Dude" Boris looked at Black, "That "shit" is a baby just so you know."
"I KNOW IT'S A FUCKING BABY YOU ASS!" Black shot his head towards Boris.
"Stop!" Elliot raised his hands up, "We can't cuss in front of a baby!"
"Stupid rabbit, the baby won't understand you," Dum said, "So who cares if we cuss."
"Yeah, stupid rabbit", Dee agreed nodding his head.
"Shut up!"
"Oh, please stop crying", White said as he did what most parents do to stop their baby from crying, gently rocking you in his arms and shushing you in a soft voice but those did not work, Oh come on.
"Oh, I know!" Gowland grinned and looked at Julius standing beside him, staring directly at you with disbelief, "Julius why don't you try and stop the baby from crying!"
"What?" Julius looked at Gowland as if he was crazy. White could not stop you from crying so what can he do? He is not even good with people, how can he make someone as little as you stop?
"You look like a woman!" Gowland happily said and he pushed Julius towards White, "Since you look like one the baby might stop, y'know!"
"Ahahaha!" Ace burst out into a laughter, "That's funny! Julius you do look like a woman from behind! If you were a woman I would go out with you! Wahahaha!" He laughed grabbing his stomach.
"Stop pushing me!" Julius said as he got dragged closer and closer to you.
"Here," White said and he handed you to Julius to take, I can't take it any more.
"Wahhhhh!" You cried out even louder.
"Wait don't-!"Before he could even finish his sentence White did not waited and shoved you to his arms, "Ah." He immediately froze on his spot. What is Julius going to do now? This tiny thing in his arms has life; if he drops it it'll die.
And something miracle happened. You stopped crying and slowly you opened your eyes revealing your captivating (e/c) making them go "awwww" except for Black and Blood.
"She's so adorable!" Ace squealed who somehow got to Julius' side, "I want her now! Give her to me Julius!"
"Be quite!" Julius glared at the idiot knight, "You're going to make her cry again."
I want to play with her!. Ace bit his lips, restraining himself from snatching you in Julius' arms and running away from everyone.
"Heh," Boris softly sighed, smiling, he opened his mouth, "What do you know, she actually stopped crying. Good job mommy Julius."
"Call me that again and I will hit you," Julius said looking at Boris from the corner of his eye.
"I have to admit, they baby is very cute," White smiled looking down on you. She's so cute like a little doll. His smile grew into a sincere one, not one of his fake one that he shows to everyone.
"Ahahaha!" Ace laughed and everyone looked at him, "I hate to ruin this moment for you all but we have other things to do. We can't leave the baby here and let her die so who wants to take care of the baby?" He smiled looking at everyone around him.
"I hate to admit it but the knight is right," Blood said. But I don't mind leaving the baby here. For all I care she can just die. She's nothing to me. He looks back you, you who was staring at Julius but at that moment you moved your eyes towards him and smiled like an angel. "!" His eyes slightly grew and a feeling that he never felt before within him sparked to life. What is this feeling?
"Well no one?" Ace said, "Okay then! I'll take care of the baby!" He reached his hands towards Julius, gesturing him to hand you to his arms, "Give the baby to me, Julius!"
"You fool!" Vivaldi threw her staff towards Ace, hitting him on the head, "This adorable baby will die if we are to give her to you!"
"Oww," Ace smiled as he rubbed his head, "I'm pretty good with kids." He pouted cutely.
You're pretty good at killing kids, most of them thought even Black thought of this too and inside their head they knew better not to hand you to Ace. Who knows what he'll do once he gets his hands on you.
"Well old man and I can take care of the baby if you guys want," Boris raised his hand up, "She can live with us and she'll probably enjoy the Amusement Park too."
"That's right Boris!" Gowland placed his right arm around Boris' neck and pulled him close, "We can take care of the baby!"
"Let go of me old man!" Boris shouted.
"Ooh!" Dee turned his head back to Blood, "Hey Boss, we can take care of the baby!"
"I've always wanted a little sister!" Dum smiled.
"Shut up you two!" Elliot shouted and smacked the twins on the head again, "Boss, is not going to want the baby in the mansion."
"…." Blood said nothing as he continues to stare you and you were still staring back at him. Your adorable big eyes was just so cute that it was hard for him to resist himself from wanting to hug you. He wants you, he really wants you.
"We can't have this," White said, "How about this," he looked at everyone before continuing, "We all take turns in taking care of the baby. Is that fair for everyone?"
"We agree with Joker." Vivaldi said. But we want to take care of the baby first.
"….I as well," Blood finally spoke making the twin smile in victory. Hand me that baby.
"Well if that's what you guys want then sure, why not." Gowland smiled, I don't want that Blood to take the baby first. Let me bury him first.
"I don't really care," Julius said and he looked back down on you with a faint smile on his face.
I want the baby first, I want the baby first, I want the baby first, I want the baby. Ace thought his smile growing into a creepy perverted one as he stared at you with his crimson eyes showing insanity.
"I don't want the fucking baby." Black said and he finally got up from the ground, "Do whatever you all want I don't give a shit." He dusted his pants before walking away without looking at anyone, "I'm going back. Clown, take care of everything here," he said in a demanding tone, "I ain't taking care of a baby. Fuck this shit." He mumbled that last sentence of his.
"Okay," White nodded his head and turned his head back to the role holders looking down on you like you were some kind of food ready to be eaten, "So….who wants to be first?...I don't mind taking care of the little princess first.
~…Baby Love…"
Lucian: "Who will be the first one to take care of you? I don't know~ you just have to find out on the next chapter!"
Ace: "You're going to make me the first one to take care of reader-chan, right?"
Lucian: "I don't know."
Ace: *pulls out his sword* "Right?"
Lucian: Whoa! What the heck are you doing with that sword of yours?!"
Ace: "Let me be the one to take care of little reader-chan~" *comes closer to Lucian*
Lucain: "You're freaking me out!"
Ace: "Just say yes and I'll put my very, very sharp sword away."
Lucian: "Nooooo! Someone help me! He's gonna kill me!"
Boris: "Stop him!"
Dee and Dum: "Got it!" *changes into adult form and tackles Ace to the ground*
Ace: "I want my reader-chan!"
Blood: "Don't get your hopes up Ace; the Hatter Family will be the one to take care of reader-chan first."
Elliot: "This is crazy."
Vivaldi: "We do not agree to what you say."
Blood: I don't care about what you say.
White: "I want to be the first one to take care of reader-chan, please? Reader-chan is so adorable." I want her all to myself.
Black: "Tch, you all are idiots." *walks away*
Gowland: I just want to kill Blood first before I take care of reader-chan.
Julius: "I hate you all for thinking that I'm a woman." *walks away*
Peter: "Germs!"