"SCRAAAA" the Kyuubi no Kitsune roared as its nine tails whipped though the air smashing its relatively pint sized enemies. Standing before it in an act of defiance was a large white and blue slug on top of it was a woman. Tsunade's dark brown eyes stared intensely at the over sized canine in rage. Her long blonde hair whipped through the air as the Ktsune's tail kicked up the air around them. Her sore pale body covered in only her hospital gown and sweat from the fifteen hours of grueling labor to bring her newborn son into the world. And after the all the pain of childbirth along with the miracle of having a child at her age there was no way she was going to let the demon anywhere near it.

"Katsuyu ready to take this mutt down a peg" Tsunade growled.

"Ready Mistress" Katsuyu replied.

Tsunade flashed through a series of seals as Katsuyu sucked in a large amount of air. Until she finally stopped the exact same time Katsuyu let out a large blast of air. She spat a large amount of yellowish liquid.

Suiton: Starch Syrup Capture Field

Fuuton: Great Breakthrough

The two attacks collided spreading the sticky liquid out even further. Kyuubi was knocked onto its stomach but failed to get back up the syrup holding it down but only just barely. But that didn't matter her job was only to slow it down long enough for the Yondaime to finish his project.

'You better get your ass here soon you idiot' Tsunade thought to her self. Then as if summon by the mere thought of him, the man in question arrived on Gamabunta holding a small bundle in his arm.

"About time you got here u idiot, I had no clue what I was going to do next" Tsunade shouted. "What's that in your arms?"

"My baby" he replied a big smile on his face.

'Only he could call a seal a baby' she thought dumbfounded. "Well I'll leave every thing to you then if u haven't heard there's a baby boy that needs his mommy" she said before dispelling her summon and disappearing into the forest towards Konoha.

The Yondaime let out a sigh. "Well son it's now or never"

Konoha Hospital

20 minutes later

Konoha Hospital was currently in mass panic the large number of injured Nin coming in was over whelming the doctors and medic Nin. But that's wasn't the part that had Tsunade concerned what had her concerned was that her assistant Shizune Kato was currently in tears and was being comforted by her fellow sannin Jiraiya , which was a big clue that something bad happened if he wasn't taking advantage of it in even the smallest of ways. But the part that filled her with the most dread was that while all this was happening neither of them where holding her son.

"Shizune, what's going on? Where is he, where's my son?"

Well that's it chapter one of HCH.

Sorry if it was too short but I couldn't resist a cliffy.

Anyways I have no clue on a pairing so if you have on u like please tell me so in a review. So long as it's not Hinata cause pretty sure it wouldn't work.

Oh and as embarrassing as it is to ask if anyone knows how the beta thing works please tell me in a pm.