Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor his scar, glasses, or his big, full-with-air-and-I-have-messy-hair head.
a/n This is crappy I know but it's originally an English project…
Okay, it's about when Harry is on the zoo in the first book. Though this is mainly done to make me laugh, picturing the Dursley's!
coughs Introducing: Slithering Relatives
Harry's morning was a joy.
Though Harry is not a normal boy!isclaimer:
He has powers beyond the stars.
Out from thin air he can conjure out chocolate bars!
The mighty power of love he has too.
But this, my dear, is about his trip to the zoo.
Let me introduce his relatives.
(or as I call them, the "Smell"-atives.)
His fat cousin Dudley, who looks like a pig.
And his Uncle Vernon, who's twice as big!
And to make it even worse,
His aunt's face is shaped like a horse…
The zoo had many animals and some were cuddly,
but only the elephants were as big as Dudley!
They ate some lunch and then desert,
even Harry got something instead of dirt.
He got one of Dudley's Knickerbocker Glory's,
as his own mouth had become to soury'…
Harry walked apart from the other,
mostly to take cover.
As one of his biggest fears,
is to be punched by Dudley and Piers.
They entered the house of snakes,
And no, they were real, no fakes.
The biggest snake they found,
But it didn't make a sound.
When the glass was tapped,
Harry just snapped.
His beloved Dudley fell over,
He should be glad it wasn't in the Dover.
The snake slithered away,
But not without to say:
So long my friend,
Hope we never see again.
And no, snake's don't know English,
But Harry was glad it wasn't Finnish!
A/N