A/N: Hope this is along the lines of what you were wanting Enjoy!
"It's not fair, Swan! Criminal is more bloody like it!"
Killian exclaimed as Disney's version of the fearsome Captain Hook appeared on the screen.
"I look nothing like that!"
He said with a look of disgust on his handsome face. He was so immersed in fighting with the TV that he didn't even notice the extremely red faces of Henry, Elsa and even Emma who were all trying to contain their laughter. Elsa cleared her throat quietly, and turned to Killian with a smirk.
"I don't know, Captain. I would say there is quite a resemblance."
Killian turned to look at her, giving her a look that had Henry flailing for a pillow to muffle his laughter.
"I'll hear nothing from you, your majesty. Your counterpart looks almost exactly like you! Yours is not an insult to the reputation you spent hundreds of years trying to build!"
He said defensively. Elsa bit her lip and nodded, turning to Henry in silent laugher once Killian focused on the movie that was offending him so.
"Don't worry, honey. I still think you're the most handsome pirate out there."
Emma said as she kissed his cheek. She could see him try to force back a smirk. He always smiled when she kissed him, no matter what.
"And the most dashing?"
He questioned as he looked at her with puppy dog eyes. Idiot. Emma knew she probably shouldn't, but she couldn't help it. It was just so much fun to mess with him.
"Well.."
"Oi!"
He said with a look of disbelief. Emma just laughed and leaned closer to him.
"Yes, Killian."
She kissed the frown right off his face. She leaned closer to him, feeling her pulse quicken at the lack of space between them.
"You're great at being dashing and all, but you're good at many things, Killian."
Emma said with a smirk. She swore she could hear the way his heart stuttered. He leaned down, getting within inches of her face.
"Tell me, swan.. What particular things am I good at?"
Damn its hot in here Emma thought to herself as she opened her mouth to respond.
"Finish that sentence and I swear I will never speak to either of you again."
A clearly revolted Henry said from the loveseat. Elsa giggled at the expression on her friend's faces as well as their son.
"Apologies, lad."
Killian said sheepishly as he reluctantly scooted away from Emma a fraction. She giggled at the embarrassment on his face, and turned back to the movie. Her family may be strange, but she wouldn't trade them, or their weekly movie nights, for anything.
Fin.