Hya people!!! Here's a short little fic I came up with in math class, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade or any tangrams for that matter.
Warning: Exceptionally slight yaoi in this chapter. I don't really think it counts, but I'll mention it just incase.
Kai cut out the pieces of his tangram and begun to make them into the shape shown in the book he got it out of. Unfortunately for Kai, the puzzle book had no answer page and he was having difficulties making his tangram pieces do what he wanted them to.
"GRRRRR!" he was quickly losing his temper with this, the most evil of all evil puzzles.
He tried another shape, no luck. This stupid thing hates me. He thought, trying another shape.
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!"
This just wasn't his day.
"STUPID SQUARE!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU BE A TRIANGLE!!!! OH, THAT'S RIGHT, IF YOU WERE A FRICKEN TRIANGLE I'D ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS STUPID SHAPE!!!!"
"Having fun there, Kai?" asked Tala mockingly, he had heard the yelling from downstairs and had come to see what was so frustrating.
"NO!!! THIS STUPID TANGRAM IS SO INCREDIBLY STUPID IT COULD BEAT TYSON IN A STUPID CONTEST!!!!!"
"Kai, I doubt anything could be that bad"
"YOU HAVEN'T TRIED THIS YET!!!"
"Ok, I'll give it a try then, but I still think you're being ridiculus."
Tala walked over to Kai's desk and tipped the chair over, making Kai fall in a heap on the floor. He replaced the chair on the floor, sat on it and kicked Kai until he rolled under the desk. (A/N: He's so nice)
THREE SECONDS LATER
"Done" declared Tala, pushing the chair back and letting Kai get up.
"What do you mean 'done'?"
"Finished, completed, etc"
"How?"
"Easy, I can't understand why you were having so much trouble with it"
"Shut up"
Kai sat down at his desk again and examined the now completed tangram puzzle sitting on it. He then dismantled the puzzle and tried to remake it. No success there.
"GRRRRR!!! THIS THING IS RIGGED!!!"
"No it's not, you're just incompetant"
"NO! IT'S JUST RIGGED!!!"
"Aw, does the baby need help with his tangram?" asked Tala mockingly, giving Kai a big hug from behind.
Kai head butted him in an effort to make him let go. Tala chuckled and obliged, then gave his friend a kiss on the cheek, earning him a hard elbow in the ribs and a death glare that would make any sane person want to cower in the corner. Then, laughing hysterically, Tala left the room, annoying Kai was so much fun. Kai, meanwhile, was past exploding point.
"GRRRRRRR!!! THIS THING IS FUCKING POSSESSED!!!!!"
Just then inspiration struck. Kai chuckled softly to himself before putting his plan into action.
"I think you overdid it with the fire?" asked Tala, watching the house burn slowly to the ground, firefighters trying in vain to control the blaze.
Silence.
"Are you even listening to me?"
"BURN, TANGRAM, BURN!!!!"
"Sigh Remind me never to let you near a tangram again"
THE END!!!!
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