He's Such a Playboy!
Chapter 1
Humor/Romance
What would you do if your sister fell for a playboy? Of course, that Riku Harada's dilemma… and things start to get worse when Dark starts hitting on Riku when he's going out with Risa! And what would happen if poor Risa were to find out?
Warnings:
m/f paring (sorry to yaio fans!)
May have some short chapters.
Spelling mistakes may occur a lot.
Alternative Universe (au)
Lemon?
"No way!"
"What did you say?!" all the girls around the table said, in complete awe.
Riku sighed, looking at her sister clapping her hands together, nodding. Of course, Riku was prepared for this. Her sister, Risa had been telling her this for a while, and Riku had prepared herself from the shock from all the other girls who were friends with Risa. The other sister flipped her long brown her over her shoulder, smiling eagerly. Riku then knew, at that moment – she was going to say it. Gawd.. please oh please don't say it Risa…
"Yep! I like him! Dark Mousy!" she said, repeating it like she was proud of it.
Aw, god dammit she said it!!! Riku thought, wanting to bang her head on her desk.
He had just joined Azumono Middle School 2 months ago, yet rumors were flying that he had already gone out with 4 girls – and broken all of their hearts by dumping them. Sure, all the girls liked him… he had earned the title as the cutest boy in school… but they couldn't at least think that Dark Mousy would break up with them soon. After all… he was a playboy, and had earned the title.
He was in Riku and Risa's homeroom, and Riku would always catch her sister giving Dark a long, adoring look… which made Riku sick to her stomach… and want to get away from Risa as fast as she could.
All Riku wanted to do was protect her younger sister from anyone dangerous... or better yet from some pervert, (a.k.a Dark Mousy) she WAS the oldest, so what else should she do?
Daisuke Niwa, Risa's childhood friend, looked at Risa and her friends chattering away, talking about how "cute" and "charming" Dark was. Secretly, he had always adored Risa, but ever since Dark came those two months ago, Risa's attention seemed to be all to Dark.
Daisuke then turned to look at the eldest Harada, Riku, who looked sad and deep in thought. I wonder what's wrong with her? he thought.
"Miss Harada?" he said, approaching the eldest Harada. "Are you OK?"
"Huh… I'm… just fine!!!" Riku said, snapping out of her deep thoughts. "If you don't mind, I'd LIKE to be alone!" she said, looking backwards, her eyes seeming to be filled with anger.
"OK, OK!" Daisuke said, holding his hands out to show he wasn't going to bother her. As he turned around, he bumped into someone who just entered the room.
Daisuke looked up to see Dark Mousy himself, his arms crossed across his chest. Every girl squealed, whispering to Risa, who was as red as a cherry. Risa quickly looked at the floor, and clutched a letter in her hand. Daisuke blinked as he noticed the letter in Risa's hand.
"Watch it, red-head." He said, walking to his desk, near where all the girls were crowded around Risa.
Risa pumped her fists into the air, preparing herself. "Alright… ready!" she said, getting up suddenly. All the girls blinked, wondering what she was going to do.
Daisuke then knew what was coming next.
Risa tumbled down, her face almost hitting the floor because of her sudden standing up, (That did not make sense.) Dark quickly caught Risa (somehow… --) as Risa's face turned redder that a cherry… if that was possible.
Daisuke looked at the scene, turning red from anger.
"Mr… Dark! Thanks so much… um… this is for you!" she said, giving Dark a pink letter, all while looking at the floor. She held out the letter, as Dark took it, pretending he didn't know what it was. "Please… read it later!" she said, jumping to her feet, rushing to the bathroom. Riku got up, following her.
"RISA!!! Wait up!" she said, finally catching up to her sister.
"Riku… I did it! Though it was embarrassing, I finally did it!" Risa squealed, hugging her sister.
Riku hugged her sister back, though not very happy. "Yeah, I guess," she said, not trying to express her true feelings about her sister's decisions.
Back in the classroom, the girls had calmed down, and Dark had his feet crossed across his desk, looking at the letter that Risa had given him with his left hand. "Looks like the younger one has a thing for me."
Dark glanced at Daisuke, who was staring at his desk, deep in thought. "Looks like his crush is falling into my loving embrace," Dark said, smirking.
Daisuke sighed as he walked into the doorway of his house.
"Daisuke, honey!!! How was school?" Emiko called after him.
"It was OK…" Daisuke said, lying through his teeth and climbing up the stairs to his room.
He just wanted to climb into the bed, pull the covers over him, and never see the sunrise again. Dark was gonna take his crush, and there was nothing he could do about it. He wasn't a playboy for nothing.
He looked at the picture of Risa he had drawn… (or did he? XD) on their class field trip to the Tokyo Museum of Arts. (Remember, he isn't Dark anymore! ) Then he looked at the picture he had drawn of Riku, for Akito, a boy in their class that liked Riku… (who, not to mention, hated Ukawa.) He was working up the nerve to ask Riku out, but always ended up with a nosebleed. (Kodacha!) For some known reason, he asked for a picture of her in a wedding dress.
But still… he wondered, going back to his catch-22, how was he going to get Risa away from that playboy? Soon, Miss Harada will have her heart broken by Dark… I have to stop him somehow.
Daisuke couldn't think of anything though, so he sighed and went off to dinner.
Riku watched her sister squeal manifold times, running around the house, hyped up. Of course, who wouldn't be hype when the cutest boy in school was going to call her, though the answer might be negative. In Risa's letter, she had written how she liked Dark Mousy straight up.. even though he was a playboy. In Risa's fantasy's. Dark was going to stay with her forever, and wouldn't be a playboy anymore. And.. stuff like that. But of course… that was just a fantasy… it wasn't going to come true or anything… But of course, that's what Risa thought. Riku stood up, with a 'I wonder how long this is going to keep up' kind of face. Risa stopped, looking at her straight-faced sister.
"Will you stop talking about that playboy?! He's not gonna hook up with you at least more than 5 days! He's a playboy! He's probably gonna go for one of your friends when he gets tired of you!" Riku said, obviously knowing a lot more than Dark then her dense sister did.
"You're just jealous – jealous that the cutest boy in the school wants to call ME. Don't worry, I'll be sure that he gets to talk to you! Not that he'll cheat on me though!" Risa said, smiling and confident.
Riku sighed. "I can't be in the same room with you when you're talking about that… that playboy! You'll see… and you'll regret it!" Riku said, leaving the living room.
Risa crossed her arms. She is so envious, she thought, smiling.
Riku frowned as she sat down on her bed, hoping that Dark wouldn't call. She doesn't understand! A playboy will just dump her flat out after 5 days, or a week at least!
The phone rang at that instant, and Riku picked it up.
"Hello???" she said in an annoyed tone.
"Hey… is Risa there?" Dark's voice answered back.
Riku growled under her breath, wanting to say "NO." But just hen, the other line picked up from the living room. "Dark?" Risa asked.
"Yeah, it's me."
Riku didn't hang the phone up, listening to the conversation, though she knew she was eavesdropping.
"So… want to go out?" Dark said, obviously smiling.
"YES! Of course!" Risa said, squealing like a rabid fangirl.
"See ya tomorrow then, honey."
Riku slammed the phone down after she knew they had both hanged up. HONEY? Of all the corniest… ugh! I can't even think about him without getting angry! Why can't Risa have a crush on a NORMALguy! Risa thought, going under the covers of her bed.
Cuties! Special!
In Volume 3, they finally announced the contest winners! ::throws confetti:: I still think Dark shoulda won! Dark is soooo cute… so is Keiji Saga! T.T Cuties…
The cutest guys in D●N● Angel
Dark Mousy ♥♥♥
Keiji Saga ♥♥
Satoshi Hiwatari ♥
You girls can tell me your list too… I'd like to know… and if you L-O-V-E Dark Mousy, you must AIM me… (rikuharada97)
Ok, next chapter – Risa gets silent treatment.
n All comments rewarded in next chapter!
Riku Harada