The Basement
Foreman House
Point Blank, Wisconsin
Kelso: You know what we need? *Looks around with the pretty boy look* Fez: New shoes! *Says excitedly* Kelso: New shoes, *Kelso nods and looks around, all of a sudden shaking his head* No man! Hyde: Marijuana? Eric: More Marijuana? Kelso: Shakes head* Naw man, we need a hot chick. Hyde: No, we need to get stoned! *Laughs and nods* Kelso: *Nods* Yah, let's get stoned!
Eric: But don't you want a hot chick? Kelso: Yah, a stoned hot chick! Fez: *Has a hamburger in his hand and eyes it wildly* Hyde: I think Fez need's a stoned hamburger! *All laugh except Fez* Fez: *Looks around sadly* I do need a stoned hamburger!
Red: *Stands on stairs listening on the conversation, quickly runs up to tell Kitty* Those dumbasses are talking about stoned hamburger and shit down there! Kitty: *Does her goofy laugh* What's a stoned hamburger Red? Red: Some damn invention those boys made up to make money! Kitty: *Laughs again* Red your just over-reacting!
Eric: *Runs up the stairs and straight to the refrigerator* Dad, do we have any hamburger meat? Red: *Smacks Eric on the head* Dumbass
Kelso: You know what we need? *Looks around with the pretty boy look* Fez: New shoes! *Says excitedly* Kelso: New shoes, *Kelso nods and looks around, all of a sudden shaking his head* No man! Hyde: Marijuana? Eric: More Marijuana? Kelso: Shakes head* Naw man, we need a hot chick. Hyde: No, we need to get stoned! *Laughs and nods* Kelso: *Nods* Yah, let's get stoned!
Eric: But don't you want a hot chick? Kelso: Yah, a stoned hot chick! Fez: *Has a hamburger in his hand and eyes it wildly* Hyde: I think Fez need's a stoned hamburger! *All laugh except Fez* Fez: *Looks around sadly* I do need a stoned hamburger!
Red: *Stands on stairs listening on the conversation, quickly runs up to tell Kitty* Those dumbasses are talking about stoned hamburger and shit down there! Kitty: *Does her goofy laugh* What's a stoned hamburger Red? Red: Some damn invention those boys made up to make money! Kitty: *Laughs again* Red your just over-reacting!
Eric: *Runs up the stairs and straight to the refrigerator* Dad, do we have any hamburger meat? Red: *Smacks Eric on the head* Dumbass