A Redge Mpreg. If you do not know who the mommy will be.. you really don't know anything about my work, lol. Like I said, MPREG. If this makes you squeamish, ugh, I don't care. I've wanted to do this for whatever reason.. mainly to make my lovely JoMoFan-spot go boom, xP. I've been promising this to her for awhile now. Hope she likes it, xD. Language, sex, a little bit of angst, dramatic preggo man, some fluff, gross food, me fucking w/ gender issues. I own nothing. Even if I did own them, I'd still be writing stories about them. But I don't. (puts duct tape back on Adam's mouth & hides him under bed) He's a biter too.

Unplanned;
Chapter one/ 'Surreal News'
Rated; M/ L (adult situations, slight angst, Mpreg thru-out fic)

"How're we supposed to do this, Adam? I can't.. I'm not ready to have a kid." The larger brunette paced.

Adam, who had been sitting with his head bowed and his hand on his tummy- which had not begun to show even a bump yet since it was so early- looked up through the strands of blonde hair that had fell in front of his face. He stared, his lips parted to speak, but he wasn't sure of what to say. "You.. you think I am..? You think I'm ready for this..? It's not just you here."

Randy stopped and shook his head. "No." He waved his arms like an umpire calling for an out. "You.." He pointed at Adam, eyes accusing. "You trapped me. You did this on purpose."

"Really? You think I..?" He twitched. "Fuck you, Randy! Yeah, I deliberately got knocked up to trap you. That was my whole intention. I seduced you into seducing me and fucking me. I raped you. You are one hundred percent innocent in this whole deal." Adam rambled, packing his shit in a hurry. He really could not believe this. He was upset that Randy would even.. Well, whatever. It was okay, he'd take his shit and raise his baby on his own. His mom did it with him on so little. Adam was more than financially secure, he could manage. If Randy wanted to be a prick like.. like.. Well, that was just fine.

He had been rooming with Randy. The two had been tag partners and nothing more. Up until a few weeks ago and they had stupidly- in Adam's current opinion- fooled around. Lately Adam hadn't felt well. He'd just assumed he was sick and throwing up, but apparently that wasn't the case. Adam had a rare condition that he knew about from when he was a teenager. He had experienced illness then and upon visiting the doctor and enduring all those embarrassing tests, they discovered that Adam's male parts were technically all wrong. They even pondered- made fun of, is what it more seemed like to Adam- the possibility that he could house children. 'If he ever turns out to be gay, that is.' One of them had said when they thought no one was listening, he had even laughed.

Pieces of Adam died that day. He had knew he was gay from early on. He knew with Jay. He couldn't even tell his mother, especially baring the news that he was practically a fucking girl! His mom would've freaked out. Or Adam thought she would. God bless that woman, she was so supportive of her son.. Son..? Psh.. son.. Such a lie. He had been so careful with his partners. Especially since Adam liked to 'receive'. He had always remembered forcing them to wear a condom with him.. God, why did he forget it with Randy..? They had been drinking sure, but they weren't that drunk.

So when Adam got sick, he remembered his condition and got curious and he had it checked out. Finding a doctor in private that understood what he was had been hard enough. He was alone when they told him he was indeed pregnant, he would be alone now. At least Randy, stupid fuck, didn't give him a 'I thought you were a guy!' spiel to add insult to injury.

"Adam, wait.. it's not.." Randy sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. He'd fucked up for even blurting shit out. He didn't even fully understand what the hell was going on and it was all a little too surreal to him at the moment. "Stop packing, Adam.."

Adam shook his head. "No. We're through. We never were to begin with! I'll just go.. Jay might help me.."

"Jay could give a shit." Randy snorted. Another mistake and Randy bit his lip as Adam turned and gave him the most hateful glare he'd ever saw. There was nothing but cold hatred in that glare. "Adam, I'm sorry."

But it was too late. Adam was swinging at him, screaming while Randy backed up and tried to block him.

"You fucking asshole! Why would you..? You know not to mention that! I hate you!"

"Adam, stop!" He grabbed one of Adam's wrists and backed him up to the wall before catching the other one. "Calm the fuck down! Let's calm down.."

Adam seethed, struggling before finally breaking into gasped sobs. He took a breath. "You're cruel.. You throw him up in my.. face.. How could you?"

"I'm sorry, baby. Calm down."

"Don't BABY me!" Adam pushed him away, staggering over and flopping down on the bed, he shoved his hair back. "Don't fucking dare. You just basically said you want nothing to do with me. You accused me of.. like I wanted this! Like I could help it! It takes two to tango, Randy, you fucking bastard!" Adam shouted.. and then he felt like a hypocrite. Randy hadn't known what he was. It was Adam's fault.. he screwed up.

"I'm sorry, but how am I to know it's even mine?"

Adam got up and slapped him. "I'm not a fucking slut!" And with that, Adam stormed into the bathroom, slamming and locking the door.

Randy tried the knob. "Adam, come on. That came out way wrong.. Look, we're both.. we're both confused and everything.. I'm just scared and I don't know what to do. This is all way new to me."

"Just go away! I'm sorry I ever slept with you.. I was wrong, you're not man enough. You're not decent. Go away and leave me alone!" Came the frantic shouts and insults from behind the door.

Randy sighed and went to sit down on the bed, his head dropping into his hands. He felt like a prick. He knew the shit Adam had been through in his life.. he just didn't know Adam was.. He didn't know what Adam was. This was all crazy and confusing and Randy didn't know how to approach it. He wouldn't even believe it if Adam didn't have proof. He showed him the doctor's papers and everything. And Adam still needed to explain. He just came in with a 'Randy, we need to talk.. about the other night.. I'm..' and a sigh. 'I'm pregnant.. Randy, I'm so sorry.. I dunno what to do.. I was always so careful..'

'You're what..? Adam, you can't be preg.. What the fuck is..? This a joke..?' Honestly, how was he to know? This shit didn't happen every day.

'No, I can get pregnant. It's a long story. I screwed up..'

"You can what..?"

Randy groaned and laid back. It seems like he'd heard of stories like this before and had been warned of them when sleeping with men the same as women. Some men apparently could get knocked up too. But he figured it was all bullshit and he ignored it. Or was Adam even a man..? He had been sure he was a man. He had a dick that Randy played with and stroked and felt spasm as Adam came. It didn't add up..

-xx-

Adam sat in the bathroom. Alone and hurt and crying softly. He knew he fucked up, but he thought Randy being his friend would at least help him out. Or understand. He didn't think Randy would turn out like.. like the bastard who..

No. Not even going to think about that coward.

Adam closed his eyes and rested his head against the wall. He didn't know what he was going to do.

Eh, it's just a story, so let's pretend that some men can get preggers. Shhh, it'll be our secret & the doctors & scientists don't have to know. There will be dramatic "girlish" Adam. Adam would protest him being girlie, but oh-well. & ugh, this as about as "angsty" as it gets. & since it's all wrote out (except for tweaking here and there along the way) I have no clue how long the chps will be. Some longer than others, some shorter than anyone's used to from me except in one shot fics & drabbles. Usually Mpregs start w/ the mistake of them having sex... well, I was planning that in another, so I didn't here just in case. It all seems rushed and hurried... O.o Be gentle, I'm new to writing mpreg ('Muse Troubles' does not count) Nah.. who'm I kidding? Fucking ravish me.