Hii! I'm still sorta a noob at Kingdom Hearts still and the only reason I know final Fantasy characters is from Advent children... My friend at school and this game soo... This is supoosed to be a comedy romantic story... I put comedy first because I want it to be so funny you might just pee your pants! Thats why it rated 'M' because of sick humor and language lol...

Aya: Bullshit she's not that funny

Me: Ass

Yuffie: YAY AYA! *Pounces*

Leon: Wtf?

Me: Hi Squallie!

Leon: *pulls out gun blade* Who are you?

Me: Oh please

Aya: Men so quick to grab a weapon... Probably why my father sold so many *pauses*

Yuffie: She only owns Aya!

Me: Yeahh no i totally own kingdom hearts let me tell you..

Yuffie: *climbing on Squall* ON WITH IT!

Squall: Wtf get off!


"Any one seen Yuffie?" Cid asked and stepped into the kitchen.

"I think she said she was going to the Gummi ship dock" Aerith said and turned the coffee pot in. Leon was sitting at the table reading the paper and scowling.

"She got a package?" Cid asked and sat down at the table then crossed his arms.

"She said a friend was coming over.." Aerith said and smiled, "She's been cleaning and she did her laundry"

"Wow.. She's totally bringing a boy over here" Leon felt his grip on the paper tighten as he shifted his position in the chair.

"She never said.. Just a friend" Leon glared. The thought of Yuffie with a boy who didn't know a damned thing about her were as Yuffie and him had almost been joined at the hip for years.

He was five and she was two when he first played with her. She babbled constantly and stumbled a lot. She was on his last nerve when she had fallen and skinned her knee. She sniffled and wailed. Squall set her on the curb and tore the bottom his white shirt. She stopped crying and watched as he gently wrapped her knee and he kissed it.

"I will always protect you... Whether it be from evil or yourself" He said and she kissed his cheek.

"Squall" She giggled as he carried her to the back door. He couldn't have knocked without hurting Yuffie. He leaned forward and hit his head on the glass a few times before the door opened. He was read faced from carrying the child on his back and glaring wondering why no one was outside. Her father prasied him for watching him and gave him a bowl of ice cream. He sat on the floor and shared it with Yuffie.

"So cute!" His mother cried out and a slaming door brought him out of his thoughts.

"Hey guys! I'm home!" There was a few muffled giggles and the sounds of shoes falling to the floor.

"Aya come meet them!" someone giggled and two girls apeared before them. Yuffie held her friend's hand tightly and was grinning. The other was a rosy cheeked girl. She saw all eyes on her and her face turned redder.

"I'm Aya" she tucked a lock of brown silky hair behind her ear. She tugged at her shorts and a night stick rested on her hip. She had tan lines on her shoulders as she moved.

"Hi" her voice was horase and croaky. She cleared her throat and tried again.

"Hello" it sounded better. She smiled and the color faded back to the rosy tinge as she grew more comfortable.

Aerith shook her hand.

"Its wonderful to meet you! Are you from a different world?" She asked.

"Yeah... Heartless took over my home so now I'm just world jumping..." She shrugged and Yuffie looked at the door as it opened. Aya felt Yuffie take the bag and throw it at the spiky hair blonde that came in.

"Cloud carry this" Cloud glared and caught the bag. Aya looked and let of Yuffie's hand.

"What the hell Yuffie?" His eyes met with the brown haired girl. She crouched down and touched the ground.

"Aya?" Yuffie backed away and Aya pounced. Cloud was forced back and the nightstick was in Aya's hand. She lept off Cloud as cloud gripped his sword handle. The night stick morphed into a broad sword. She brought it down on him and he blocked it.

"What the hell?!"

"Damned Asshole!" She said and the sound of metal on metal echoed thought the world.

"What's going on!" Leon grabbed his gun blade and Yuffie stopped him.

"You really want to get into that mess?" A flash and Cloud's sword was flung away and Aya straddled Cloud's stomach and held his hands above his head.

"Aya" Tears streamed down her face.

"You left me... You left me Cloud... You promised..." Her tears dripped on to her face and she let go of him. She covered her face and leaned off him. His eyes where filled with hurt. He reached up to tuck a hair behind her ear.

"How could I forget my favorite cousin.. I went back but you were gone... Aya.." he hugged the crying girl and a small tear fell from his own eye.

"Three years... You said three days... I missed you to damned much to wait forever and die... I waited for so long until I finally left" He hugged her and kissed her forehead.

"I will never leave you behind again... I promise" She looked at him and slapped him.

"You ass" He laughed and stood up holding her.

"Wah! Put me down!" Yuffie laughed.

"No this is your punishment!" she wiggled and tired to get free. Cloud laughed and Aya tugged on his hair.

"Your horrible!" she pushed and Yuffie pulled. He laughed and spun her around.

"You suck! You ass!" She yelled and got dizzy.

"Yuffie... Thank you for bringing my cousin back..." He held her tight and breathed in her familiar scent.

"I did my homework" Yuffie smiled and Aya got out of Cloud's arm.

"Come on. You must be tired. Lets take a bath together" Yuffie pulled her along and the two girls went giggling.

"... I didn't know Yuffie swung that way" Cid said. Leon glared.

"She takes baths with her friends"

"How would you know?" Cloud asked grinning like a fox. Leon turned red.

"Because... We used to take baths... together"

"Bet now he'd like to share a bed" Aerith shook her head.

"I need to find a place for Aya to sleep" She walked inside to leave the boys to talk.


I love reviews... And I love Squiffie... Most of all..

I have no life... I know I made Cloud OOC... But... yeah... He's gonna be happy/protective/ sometimes emo... I love you shy-chan! :)

Hey I just wrote this

and this is crazy

There will be squiffie

So review maybe?...

Now you all hate me XD!