-1Confessions of Unknown Love
INTRO TO THE INTRO
A/N" Hello all! You can call me pink… This is my first Inuyasha (more or less Kagome and Sesshomaru)fan fic ever! Oh I almost forgot! Welcome Kagome and Sesshomaru!
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Pink: I said! Welcome Kagome and Sesshomaru!
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Pink: DAMN IT! YOU TWO GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!
Kagome & Sesshomaru: (walking out) wench…teme…slut…fucktard….skank…WHAT SESSHOMARU! YOU FUCKIN' ASSWIPE!
Pink: ahem…Oh yeah! I just remembered! Introducing the co-authors! Tai and Alice!
Alice: you all can go to hell…
Tai: Alice is a prostitute!
Alice: you work at hooters and wear those skimpy outfits you hoe!
Kagome: that was…cold blooded
Sesshomaru: I like Alice…Tai sucks
Pink: This is suppose to be our fan fic!
Alice: so your point?
Pink: you guys are all asses…
Tai: who are you calling an ass? Tai's gonna rename you Hiker Jim, you queer! Time for dinner!
Alice: Man, you guys are dumb…
Sesshomaru: Alice…can I take you out sometime?
Alice: No, sorry I'm taken
Tai: Yeah, she's taken by Hiker Jim! (burns hobo in corner) Queers…
Alice: Sesshy, I would love to go out with you
Pink: Ha ha! Tai's a loser bitch now!
Kagome: Where's the confetti?
Sesshomaru: Great…now to kill Tai…
Tai: Can't kill me! I'm the immortal god! And for defying my orders, you all….get the Gas! Except you Sesshomaru…you get death!
Alice: Ew Tai, how about I kill you instead of Sesshy. I'll kill you slow and painfully with my katana
Kagome: Tai one wrong move and I'll purify that monkey ass of yours!
Sesshomaru: and…ill just use Dragon Strike
Pink: WHAT ABOUT THE FAN FIC!
Tai: (starts to cry) Uh…uh…why you all so mean huh? (loses control) (kills Kagome and Sesshy) (grills their lungs) Mmmm…how bout you Pink? Wanna piece?
Pink: (resurrects them) heh! Damn bitch better run!
Sesshy: DIE! (transforms and eats Tai in one bite)
Kagome: Yay! She's dead!
Tai: (comes back) Fuckers, didn't I tell you I was immortal? Now, you are all my puppets!
Alice: My friends are idiots, I need new ones…
Pink: SCREW YOU ALL! FAN FIC TIME! Oh and Alice…shove your problems..
Alice: (death glares)
Pink: uh…up tai's monkey ass!
Tai: bitch…
Pink: proceed to the intro by 4 idiots and an author please! - well...when I'm finished typing it…should be in one, two hours…