Tuesday 14th January 13.10lbs fags, 25. Alcohol units, too many to count

Oh My God, am going to die alone and be found 6 weeks later half eaten by alsations! Spoke to girls tonight and they are almost in agreement with self, If I do not find a nice man soon am going to have to kill self, cannot possibly go this long without sex! Stararted Weight Watchers yesterday, what a load of tripe! You can either eat or drink and that's it! Let me tell you I think I'll be drinking! Went out with Shazzer tonight and as much as I love her she is a pain! She always gets the guy and does the hideous self-pity routine with me. You know the one, its all, You'll find someone soon and the blokes you go out with are all idiots, why don't you find yourself a nice man? Let me tell you if I could find a nice man I'd be there like a bullet!! (ooh not nice memories!)

Am going to go and drink Chardonnay and eat lots of food, who gives a stuff bout weight watchers anyway!!!